A real bitch who needs an ugly, desperate hooker to fuck him. Watches porn and play Xbox all day. Nerd, desperate, extremely horny all the time looks like shit, Matthew Duke
by Matthewhater04 December 13, 2017
Get the matthew the pervmug. Like sleep-walking but more gropey, usually when the sleep-perver pretends to be asleep so they can be near to grope you.
by Cordelia Carp-fest June 24, 2010
Get the Sleep-pervingmug. Steve: How do you like women?
Bob: I like blondes, tall, big ass, the works.
Steve: Your a real American perv
Bob: I like blondes, tall, big ass, the works.
Steve: Your a real American perv
by Jon Donny June 25, 2017
Get the american pervmug. When you're checking out a hot girl and she was totally expecting it, so you quickly look away, but at this point its too late.. cos its blindingly obvious you were caught in the perve.
It doesn't always have to be the girl that catches you, sometimes it can be the boyfriend of the girl who you only notice a second later, when hes giving the evils.
It doesn't always have to be the girl that catches you, sometimes it can be the boyfriend of the girl who you only notice a second later, when hes giving the evils.
dude: mate, check out the girl over there!
mate: o yeah awesome!!..o crap...
dude: what?
mate: I just got caught in the perve
innocent dude: woah!! that girl has nice tits!
boyfriend: what the f*** you think you're doing checking out my girl!?
innocent dude: crap
mate: o yeah awesome!!..o crap...
dude: what?
mate: I just got caught in the perve
innocent dude: woah!! that girl has nice tits!
boyfriend: what the f*** you think you're doing checking out my girl!?
innocent dude: crap
by London_guitarist August 7, 2010
Get the caught in the pervemug. An entire class of people who insist on reading over your shoulder while you are working or stares at your computer screen.
It can be even more irritating then someone who reads the newspaper over your shoulder. often makign you so uncomfortable to the point where you are unable get any work done.
This class of person will often read over your shoulder trying to not be to obvious and then 30 seconds after you close your browser window or make eye contact with them will immediately look away and deny they are reading over your shoulder or have the nerve to comment on what you were doing.
It can be even more irritating then someone who reads the newspaper over your shoulder. often makign you so uncomfortable to the point where you are unable get any work done.
This class of person will often read over your shoulder trying to not be to obvious and then 30 seconds after you close your browser window or make eye contact with them will immediately look away and deny they are reading over your shoulder or have the nerve to comment on what you were doing.
"Dude! you are such a total screen perv, if i wanted to show you what was on my screen I would call you over. it's called the personal computer for a reason mind your own screen."
"umm sir, i can not work with you screen perv all over me."
"umm sir, i can not work with you screen perv all over me."
by allley December 14, 2012
Get the screen pervmug. by J Slasher July 4, 2017
Get the bikini pervmug. two people that think the exact pervy thoughts at the same time. form a friendship with there dirty thoughts
by taperjeangirl8 tranion10 September 26, 2010
Get the perv twinmug.