thick and pasty twenty-wiper

When you take a massive dump that makes you wipe your ass so many times you end up using half a roll of toilet paper

Friend: Damn! You were in the john forever.

Me: Dude, it turned into be a thick and pasty twenty-wiper.

by Mr70Homers October 2, 2021

Bermuda Pantry

Any room that has had the walls sprayed with runny or liquified yellow feces. Usually a bathroom.

Kevin slept over last night and he turned my guest bathroom into a total "Bermuda Pantry". Grain alcohol mixed with Taco Bell makes some ugly yellow shit!

by BaJinxy December 9, 2010

Patrycja

Patrycja has BDE that you can’t deny. Once you meet a Patrycja, your life will never be the same. She is beautiful, has the best laugh and smile, and is amazing in bed. Once you hook up with her, you’ll know she is your soulmate. You will crave her attention and touch for the rest of your life. She spells her name with a sexy j, not just a boring i. She has tattoos that complete her mesmerizing look. You have to be special to keep a Patrycja.

I’m so in love with Patrycja!

by TGG27 June 28, 2019

Patrycja

Patrycja is an amazingly smart, hot beautiful girl who cares about everyone and never gives up she is a fighter and knows what she wants. Patrycja always gives it her all at anything whether it's something she loves to something she hats and while always make sure that she's done everything that she can. She's has an amazing smile that lights up anyone's day and often makes the men and woman around her just drown in happiness her bubbly personality is also draws people towards her. All the men around her just simply fall in love with her but watch out if you do something to tick her off she can go off on you but she is very quick to calm down. Of course men just can't stay away so if you want her you'll have to be prepared to get your hands dirty.

Oma gosh that girl is such a Patrycja and I love it"

"Look at Patrycja over there rocking that dress"

by H3110M4N90p October 27, 2018

pastrami mommy

A female with a shredded up, banged out, high mileage vagina.

She had alot going on down there bro, total pastrami mommy to say the least.

by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020

david pastrnak

A god like NHL player that plays for the Boston Bruins. He will make your jockstrap hit the ceiling with his silky hands and has the best cellys in the league.

Hockey is my favorite sport after watching David Pastrnak weave three the entire team.

by Joe Kwong November 24, 2017

pantry raping

Pantry raping is the occurence of taking food and/or beverages from ones pantry without the owner of the pantry knowing. The quantity of the food and/or beverages taken is usually large and quite significant that the owner of the pantry would notcie that his/her pantry has just been raped. This happens a lot in today's society especially amongst university and college students who live outside of home.

Yeh, I just did an epic pantry raping at my parents' and got all these chocolate biscuits. This will be my diet for the rest of the month.

by dvdtmp August 15, 2010