Parker 

Parker's are usually homosexual males that don't come out of the closet at first. They usually act very gay and take anal very well

Hey, that guy looks like a Parker

Parker by Scyther2328 August 19, 2016

Parker 

A person who sucks at basketball and is a complete bandwagon.

Dude I hate that kid, he's a total Parker .

Parker by Same alert July 11, 2016

Parker 

The slob of the century.

Hey you have a disgusting mixture of sweat, nachos and semen on your chest. Stop being a Parker.

Parker by fruitclup July 4, 2016

Parker 

Sweaty autistic kids on roblox who think they're not mentally parked

haha dude im a parker nords are the master race hehe xd

Parker by hehexd3421321 May 4, 2017

Parker 

Parker is a very weird person.He is very Gay and he has a black nigger dick.

Parker has a horse dick

Parker by Caleb3 November 6, 2019

Parker 

Parkers are a type of dog, they usually bark for no reason, and have terrible breath. They have also been known to lick your dirty underwear.

That dirty homeless guy must be half parker!

Parker by Kevin Rumpuljefferhamelton May 13, 2011

Parker 

A girl who usually is up for anything and loves to get drunk! Very adventurous and outgoing. Loves nature too. She always sticks to the healthier side and eats alot of salad.

Boy 1- Have you seen what Parker eats? She is so healthy and fit;)
Boy 2- i know right!

Parker by AnonymouslyAnonymously135 June 27, 2017