Paranoia

(Look around you, all those people target you and only you)

That is paranoia

P1: I think that guy is staring at me...
P2: no? he's talking to them over there, do you have paranoia?
P1: I think..

by ♧Collateral◇ July 30, 2022

Lice Paranoia

The Itchy/crawly in the head feeling you get any time someone so much as mentions the word Lice.

My Daughter has lice, I don't have it but because of my Lice Paranoia my heads been itchy all day!

by Shay Porter December 5, 2013

Alt-Paranoia

Short for Alt-account paranoia. When you make a alt-account out of fear of something bad happening.

Person 1: Dude why the hell did you make a different account for that
Person 2: I got Alt-Paranoia.

by Wario Defines January 19, 2021

screen paranoia

when you have broken your screen (i.e. phone, ipod, computer) and get it replaced. but frequently check to see if anything has broken the replacement.

why do you keep getting in your bag for your phone?
sorry i just got it fixed, i have screen paranoia

by thebeav63 March 2, 2011

Midwest Paranoia

When it's the beginning of spring and the weather says it's warm out, but because of the horrible winter you just had you don't believe it's actually warm and so you put on extra layers.

The weather man is saying it's 65 degrees out, but I got that Midwest Paranoia so I'm gonna wear a jacket.

by twofish22 March 30, 2015

Nicki Paranoia Syndrome

Always thinking that Nicki Minaj is dissin or subbing you, usually after she declines to be a feature on your song, or you fail to take her spot.

Person 1: Omg Nicki Minaj is shading me.
Person 2: She is not, you have Nicki Paranoia Syndrome.

by Anonymous112581 October 15, 2022

acute Sunday paranoia

A temporary but intense feeling of anxiety, dread, or irrational fear that occurs specifically on Sunday, often in anticipation of the upcoming week. This phenomenon can be linked to the "Sunday Scaries" but is characterized by heightened paranoia, such as excessive worry about work, social interactions, or personal responsibilities. Symptoms may include intrusive thoughts, overanalyzing past or future events, and a sense of impending doom that fades once Monday begins or responsibilities are actively confronted.

I hate having acute Sunday paranoia especially when the boss is a tyrant!

by Noisy Jackets March 7, 2025