a date with Pam and her five friends

masturbate
wank
jack off
Stroke the Salami
tug-o-war with the Cyclops
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

"Jimmy couldn't find a real date, so instead had a date with Pam and her five friends."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 03, 2003

Bam Bam here comes pam

A saying to describe the dramatic entrance of a plus-sized person, with reference to Pam from Brawl stars.

Dude: yooo look at her
You and dude: BAM BAM HERE COMES PAM!

by Ethxnol June 05, 2019

Patio Pam

Random Middle Aged Females with wine or other alcohol of choice in hand on a sunny day, they tend travel in packs of 2-8. Found globally. Can be in a private setting, i.e. back yard, pool, block party, etc. Usually found under an umbrella at a casual restaurant patio. Will tend to overdrink and get rowdy.

Man, I have never seen so many Patio Pam's in one place.

Watch out, Patio Pam is on the loose !

by TXBrisketman January 17, 2023

Pam Ulangca

A TRUE DEFINITION OF BEAUTY. KIND AND UNDERSTANDING. 6 KD TAPOS BEBE NI ICHII HEHEHE

OH MY GOD YOURE PAM ULANGCA

by exbbbb June 08, 2021

Holiday Pam

a juggy brawler who shoots her little period blood clots and is the owner of my jackets

Yesterday I enjoyed doing the Holiday Cum Parrot while looking at the juggy breasts of Holiday Pam.

by Molitroli April 22, 2024

pam certified

A female that takes dick in her pussy, ass, and mouth with a male vouching or certifying to that fact.

Boudreaux told Thibodeaux that Rebecca was Pam certified on their date this past weekend.

by Proffesor Scott February 01, 2017

yan pam

yan pam is a giga nerd but also cool
can be used to describe someone who should be like 3 years ahead
also very good at music
emo sometimes
HAS to get a+ in everything

Friend 1: I got an A in music and maths.. kill me
Friend 2: An A is good! I got a C+..
Friend 1: But I'm a yan pam!!! I CANT get A.. i need A+!!!

by soundwaveknight June 20, 2023