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Palestine

A fucking not real country. It deserves to be raided by Israel since Palestine did it first to Israel.
Brainrot Kid: Free Palestine bro !!!

Israeli: Dude you guys invaded us first???
by Daxysthingie March 5, 2024
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Palestine

Palestine is the word the Romans invented in order to delete any connections of the Jews to the land of Israel (JUDEA). Palestine was never an independent country nor of the Palestinians.
Though modern day Israel was established in a land known as Palestine, named by the Romans who took control in the Second Century CE, its inhabitants have been historically Jewish since biblical times.
by WonderwomanGal January 30, 2024
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Free Palestine Syndrome

A delusional disorder typified by Holocaust inversion, terrorism apologetics, and primeval Islamic Jew hate which is highly contagious among Western liberals. Social media exacerbates the symptoms. There is no known treatment.
In my Middle Eastern Studies course in college, I mentally masturbated till my brain turned into a Penistine and blew a hot sticky load of Akbar up my own ass. In other words, I now suffer from “Free Palestine Syndrome” (also known as “Palestine Liberation Syndrome”)
by Helmut_1 October 8, 2025
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Palestined

When you refuse compromise, brutally assault someone, play victim, and then cry to the world about it.
Eitan: I got palestined after I was literally minding my own business dancing at a festival
Mehabella: I'm the victim!
by free_israel_from_hamas_2024 January 10, 2024
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State of Palestine

Renamed land taken from the Kingdom of Israel and Judea by the Roman Empire in 135 CE to lower the Jewish identity in the region.
by SirBillingsworth March 2, 2025
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Palestined

When you won’t play nice, lose all your toys and cry about it for decades instead of doing something good with all the new toys the entire world has sent you, and then decide to blow up all the toy stores so no one can have any.
“Yo, why won’t Ahmed stop starting fights when he’s lost 15 of them, he’s ruining the playground for everyone.”

“I dunno bro, we all getting Palestined”
by LanadelZion December 27, 2023
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Palestined

When you commit an aggressive or dishonest act on someone, and then play victim when they retaliate.
“I tricked my coworker into finishing the project and then buying me lunch, and when he called me out on it I Palestined his ass and told the rest of the office he was a sexist and tried to make a move on me and got him fired!
by Stoneydoomer December 27, 2023
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