Oxymoron

Oxymoron is not an insult, anyone claiming it is impogclataglous.

Remember, people who think this is an insult are just clueless idiots.

Guy 1: you're an oxymoron

Guy 2: that's not an insult

by Polstok777 July 15, 2022

Oxymoron

Two words that contradict each other

"Now Thats a 'Cool British' person"

"There seems to be an Oxymoron in your sentence"

by Peter128_ September 22, 2023

Oxymoron

An eight~sided idiot

My tolerance for oxymorons (eight sided idiots) is very limited.

by anonymous June 29, 2024

Oxymoron

A dumbass who gets his oxy stretched

"Those oxymorons be fiends"

by Kaardie May 22, 2025

Anti-oxymoron

A phrase where a stereotypical or assumed trait is so universally attributed to a group that the descriptor becomes redundant, as it does not add additional meaning beyond the group label itself.

That smelly Indian over there - this is an Anti-oxymoron because all Indians are smelly, making the word smelly redundant.

by Hairy ballsac February 21, 2025

oxmoronical

-noun; /ˌɒksiməˈrɒnɪk/ Pronunciation Key - ok-see-muh-ron-ik; a derivative of the word oxymoron, it is a state in which one's emotional or mental state contradicts their physical state; To feel one way and be in the action of doing or being incongrous to that feeling

"oxmoronical" as used in general conversation:

Tammy: "Hey Biff!! I feel so tired, but I'm wide the fuck awake, oxymoronical, huh?"

Biff: "Hey Tammy!! I don't give a shit."

Tammy: "Maybe it's the crack?"

Biff: "Yeah. That or the Pepsi & coke smoothie you took to the dome."

by Yes Yes Y'all October 16, 2008

Oxymaroon

To say two contradictory things to a person and then walk away from him/her.

In a word, to confuse the shit out of someone.

Person 1: Yo bro let's go to the movies tomorrow yesterday.

walks away...

Person 2: Wow that sonuvabitch just oxymarooned me.

by Pbiddyboy November 13, 2011