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New Orleans Bear Trap

The act of placing a used sheet of toilet paper in or around someone’s house or at their door
My boss pissed me off yesterday so I left a New Orleans Bear Trap at his office door
by Stendoverse June 18, 2022
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New Orleans Hurricane

To pull off a New Orleans hurricane you will need at least three people. One person will take the head of a friend or colleague and hold it down in the hotel room toilet, also known as a swirly. While said swirly is happening, another friend or colleague will enter this person (usually a male) anally using either a foreign object or more likely their genitalia. This is not considered a pleasant experience for the person receiving the New Orleans Hurricane.
As soon as we got to the hotel, we gave Mikey a New Orleans Hurricane. He did not like it one bit!!!
by Howie Lichtersnatch July 13, 2021
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new Orleans accordion

The act of two gentlemen putting there penises together and a female or male jerk's them off with both hands thus creating an accordion like action
Omg Becky the other day I swear Jake and Jared made me do an new Orleans accordion on them it was so hot I definitely made music that night for sure
by Soda_pop January 29, 2025
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House in New Orleans

There is a house in New Orleans, it’s called a the rising sun. Its in ruins. It causes sin and misery. It causes you to wear a ball and chain
Denier: there is no house in New Orleans

Based Chad: the animals reference

Denier: 😮
by Mr.Explaner August 21, 2022
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New Orleans Massacre

I know you all want my input on this (Because why else you would be here)
Hym "So, the New Orleans massacre... 15 people were killed. The guy was a Muslim who was apparently radicalized by ISIS. I don't know if that's true. OR did you guys steal all of his shit? In which case, why did you expect him to not slaughter you for that? Stupid. Either way, not very interesting. I guarantee the media prescription if both self-indulgent and full of shit."
by Hym Iam January 5, 2025
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New Orleans Root Beer Float

Having Thomas the Tank Engine fling a can of root beer into your asshole.
I sure wish my wife would let me do a New Orleans Root Beer Float, I love Thomas the Tank Engine.
by SunshineDickass May 31, 2024
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Orleans bride

(parodying Joan of Arc, the virgin bride of Orleans) : a woman born post-Bill Clinton in North America who is over age 20 who is not only a potential future spinster but may be a virgin
i don't suggest marrying an Orleans bride
by Sexydimma March 13, 2021
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