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Opposite Vampire

a normal, boring person who gets up when the sun rises, leads a regular life, then goes to bed when the sun sets.
Man, I can't hang out with Jennifer anymore, she's become such an opposite vampire!
by i know cool things November 5, 2011
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opposate

Essentially based on the word opposite but really is a made up verb form. Its the action of actually making the opposite.
My friend Kari opposated his or her gender the other day at the clinic.

I need to opposate my stance on Bush and stop supporting mentally challenged individuals as leaders of the free world.
by dtg295 October 9, 2008
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Oppsig

The feeling you get when you help poor people through
solidarity for OD (Operation A-dayswork)
Helping those poor kids really gave my an oppsig!
by framtidsvann October 22, 2010
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Not Opposite Day

See opposite day.

1. A term used to describe that it is, in fact, opposite day which can only be used on opposite day. The

"not" is usually over-emphasized, and the term usually follows a wink, nudge or other non-verbal que that the speaker means the opposite.
The rational behind this use of the term is that if it is Opposite Day, then the correct way of proclaiming that it's Opposite Day, is by actually proclaiming how it isn't Opposite Day.
This is the most commonly used form of the phrase.

2. A term that is used to genuinely describe how it is not opposite day. This use of the phrase is usually used by those that do not plan on partaking in Opposite Day, and therefor will mention that it's actually "not Opposite Day" when people say it is (or on Opposite Day, isn't). This usually does not work, as the pro-Opposite Day party acts as if the other party is in cahoots with them, not shutting them down.
1. "Guess what today ISN'T. Today is NOT Opposite Day!" *wink* *nudge*

2. "Stop saying that it's opposite day, because it's not Opposite Day." ... "That's not what I meant, I'm not agreeing with you in Opposite language, I'm trying to tell you that it isn't opposite day!" ... "UGH!"
by ItsGordie February 26, 2010
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Oppisult

A tasteless attempted insult or mockery that backfires completely. Usually resulting in embarrassment on the part of person the oppisult originated from. The oppisult is an epidemic among middle and high school students that is cured best buy a punch in the face.
Black person (to a friend) : "... yo Homie..."
White tween girl (passing by and speaking to her friend) : "YOOOO Homie Biscuit, word up DAAAAWG!" (throws up unidentifyable gang symbol)
White girls friend : " You just oppisulted yourself... Why aren't you at recess?"
by IdiotHunter January 18, 2009
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Opposlut

She needs to put out like a good little whore, but she'll never give up the pussy.....she's like an opposlut.
by Cabbie Aaron July 4, 2015
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oppositeville

An actual village in the fourth dimension where the opposite is true.
I really love my job. If I lived in Oppositeville.
by Chief Father August 4, 2016
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