Daycare Lung

The often recurring general sickness that daycare children get from age zero to 2 years - which keeps their nose constantly running. Daycare lung typically disappears after two years when the child has built up an immunity to most germs known to mankind.

I'll be working from home tomorrow again - Madelin's daycare lung is acting up for the third time this month and she has been banned from school until her fever breaks.

by TiredDad October 5, 2009

Nigger lung

A super power reserved for niggers. Most negro folk have the ability to inhale large amounts of oxygen. This enables them to talk nonstop during movies, concerts or any other public event that requires silence. There seems to be a direct correlation between ripping a pack of Newport's into thier lungs, smoking shitty weed, sniffing Jenkum and nigger lung. Most scientists would agree that niggers using an EBT card that has a zero balance will produce the greatest amount of nigger lung output. Additionally studies also have shown that two or more nigger shit throwers on an airplane, bus, uber, Lyft or literally anywhere in public will engage in very large amounts of nigger lung.

Latonia and Donterell had bad nigger lung last night at the movies.

by Rooster7395 December 23, 2020

Lung puppies

Lung puppies -The large breasts of an attractive female.

Did you see the lung puppies on that one?

Damn! I'd like to give those lung puppies a tongue bath.

by Ballbarian August 20, 2016

Sugar Lung

Bronchospasms and excessive coughing induced by the consumption of edible goods with a high sugar content. Continuation of consumption will lead to sugar tuberculosis. Only known treatment is water and immediate cessation of consumption. Halloween to Easter marks the height of sugar lung season.

1. *cough*cough* Damn. The candy corn gave me the sugar lung again!
2. These pixie stix sure did give me the sugar lung!
3. Doctor, my sons boogers are blue. Do you think its sugar lung?!

by Candy Stripers March 15, 2014

lung nub

a person with only one lung

Casey was born with two lungs but only one developed so she is a lung nub.

by aqmbcf March 14, 2011

Lung Tat

A tattoo you get on your lung,so your dad doesn't kill you.

Shake: "Dude, show him that sweet lung tat you got."

Frat 1: "I had to get it done on the inside or my dad would totally kill me, I had to get wasted 'cause it hurt like 8 bitches on a bitch boat."

by j00 3at3r December 3, 2006

double lunging

Double lunging is the act of inhaling smoke from two hookah hoses simultaneously.

"You wouldn't call this double fisting. It's.. it's.. DOUBLE LUNGING!"

by East Side Mags December 9, 2008