Bronchospasms and excessive coughing induced by the consumption of edible goods with a high sugar content. Continuation of consumption will lead to sugar tuberculosis. Only known treatment is water and immediate cessation of consumption. Halloween to Easter marks the height of sugar lung season.
1. *cough*cough* Damn. The candy corn gave me the sugar lung again!
2. These pixie stix sure did give me the sugar lung!
3. Doctor, my sons boogers are blue. Do you think its sugar lung?!
2. These pixie stix sure did give me the sugar lung!
3. Doctor, my sons boogers are blue. Do you think its sugar lung?!
by Candy Stripers March 5, 2014