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ohio

crappy highway roads, consists of corn/soyfields, i suggest either avoiding it, or just driving through as quickly as possible
We have to go through Ohio?...shit
by Teh Awesome July 19, 2004
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ohio

flat as hell and god awful west of Columbus; bad drivers
The guy from Ohio tried to run me off the road.
by 0000 October 16, 2003
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ohio

A state that wishes it was as badass as Michigan. Hey, we might not have Cedar Point, but at least we're not mostly composed of farmland, cows, and rednecks. Pwned.
Passerby 1: Woah, do you see that dude making out with his girlfriend on the bench over there?
Passerby 2: Yeah, what about i-- HOLY SHIT DUDE, THEY'RE TWINS!
Passerby 3: *barfs up a kidney*
Passerby 2: Damn you, Ohio. Damn you in the ass.
by Asshole May 17, 2004
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ohio

lts a state..
A state near Michigan..but Michigan is the BEST state in the union by far AND more importantly Michigan did not cost Kerry the Election.
person 1 - HEY WHOA DID MICHIGAN JUST GET UGLY?! AND REALLY UNINTELLIGENT ALL AT ONCE?! WTF?! OMG!! MY EYES!!!1

person 2 - Um..no we've crossed the border and are now in Ohio...

person 1 - Ew they do all look like the cast of Drew Carrey and the Drew Carrey cast aren't people-ugly they're Hollywood ugly..

person 3 - and they voted like idiots and should have birth control dumped into the water supply or something so their offspring with their siblings won't vote for bush. ew.
by kater November 3, 2004
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ohio

unanticipated greeting made when seeing a woman (or man I suppose) who has left their reputation and moral fortitude else were.
O-hi-ho, wasn’t expecting to see you here…
by J-bird June 11, 2003
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ohio

the nickname of a person who moves from a city in ohio to another residential city, such as sioux falls. this person may also be seen as a tool, or just plain dumb to his or her, but primarily his peers.
Ohio, you're such a tool!
by the villian July 24, 2010
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ohio

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by FishyFrog April 23, 2023
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