watching the office

"Watching 'The Office'" is a term to be used when referring to fingering a girl, but having to be discreet while talking about it.

Ron: "Yo, what'd you guys do at her house last night?"
Hank: "Her and I just ended up watching The Office for a while."
Ron: "Nice."

by BirdJesus June 25, 2017

Officer Polaski

A character in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. He is the sidekick of the corrupt policeman Officer Tenpenny. He is fat and assumedly Polish. Gamers are to get the impression he is being used by Tenpenny.

Officer Polaski's last words after being shot by CJ were "can I fuck your sister?"

by CJ_the_big_man October 21, 2008

office monkey

A person employed in an office, usually in a subordinate, low-paying position.

"I got a job at Microsoft, but I'm just an office monkey there."

by x January 22, 2003

office politics

A bunch of bored unlaid woman causing unwanted drama who will eventually piss you off and get you fired.

Hey Diana! Guess who i saw in Caesars last nite?
Who?
Tadd with his so called friend!
I am so bored, my husband won't touch me anymore!
I really don't want to be touched!

I really hate office politics, but i am usually the one who creates it!!

Oh! Linda you are so funny, we need to get together for lunch.
(Linda leaves the room)

Todd i really don't like her.
Huddle Huddle Whisper Whisper!

by Spirit Lady July 22, 2011

Family Office

An office (real or metaphorical) in which the wealth of a family or families is managed. Contrary to what JD says, a family office does not require $100M. And M stands for one million.

Yeah, he hit his FU number and now just runs his $10M family office.

by FFJD May 19, 2023

Office Coffee

Office Coffee is any type of alcohol, but usually as liquor added to coffee, that is consumed while in the office and on the clock. Like it's sister term, "Road Soda," Office Coffee is generally illegal in most states and may constitute grounds for corrective action/termination/legal action.

I like whiskey in my Office Coffee - especially on Mondays.

by VICTOR700 February 21, 2011

Office Bollocks

When a male is working away at his desk in a hot office and his scrotum region begins to sweat excessively which results in a repulsive odour.

"Wow man, it was so hot in the office today!"
"Tell me about it mate, I got some mean office bollocks going on!"

by Wayne car June 29, 2015