Employment Officer

A person who is appointed by the Job Centre, to fail you in nearly every aspect of life.

'Hello i'm Sam; i'm your Employment Officer'
'My your stuby fingers look like sausages'

by Venom_of_Oswestry May 12, 2009

Officer Polaski

A character in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. He is the sidekick of the corrupt policeman Officer Tenpenny. He is fat and assumedly Polish. Gamers are to get the impression he is being used by Tenpenny.

Officer Polaski's last words after being shot by CJ were "can I fuck your sister?"

by CJ_the_big_man February 24, 2009

office monkey

A person employed in an office, usually in a subordinate, low-paying position.

"I got a job at Microsoft, but I'm just an office monkey there."

by x January 22, 2003

office politics

A bunch of bored unlaid woman causing unwanted drama who will eventually piss you off and get you fired.

Hey Diana! Guess who i saw in Caesars last nite?
Who?
Tadd with his so called friend!
I am so bored, my husband won't touch me anymore!
I really don't want to be touched!

I really hate office politics, but i am usually the one who creates it!!

Oh! Linda you are so funny, we need to get together for lunch.
(Linda leaves the room)

Todd i really don't like her.
Huddle Huddle Whisper Whisper!

by Spirit Lady July 22, 2011

Office Eyes

A motion of the eyes, looking for a camera that isn't there after exchanging words and/or another type of interaction with someone.

Based on the characters in the show "The Office", most the Jim character who often looks for the lens after speaking with his Boss Michael.

Michael: Jim, if this is it for me…promise me something…host the Dundies…
Jim: "Office Eyes" to camera

by DirtyFrank27 February 10, 2010

Office spous

A person of the opposite sex that you hang out with a lot during working hours. They get jealous when you talk to others of the opposite sex, spend way too much time goofing off with you, etc., but there's no physical component to the relationship.
It is also called 'Office husband'.

Coworker: Dude, are you hooking up with Philip from accounting?
Other coworker: I wish, but he's already married. He's just my office spous.

by Yong Hwan Kim October 30, 2008

Family Office

An office (real or metaphorical) in which the wealth of a family or families is managed. Contrary to what JD says, a family office does not require $100M. And M stands for one million.

Yeah, he hit his FU number and now just runs his $10M family office.

by FFJD May 19, 2023