scrots n' oats

noun:

A healthy and nutritious meal, preferably eaten as a breakfast, comprised of any kind of flaked or milled oats with a side of juicy scrotum.

Commonly mistaken for scrotmeal, which is the brunch version of scrots n' oats.

"Wow man, your breath smells like shit."
"Yeah dude, I had scrots n' oats for breakfast."

by Jim Rogers II March 11, 2008

honey bunches of oats

Somebody who is dead sexy. Sometimes etable.

Hey honey bunches of oats.

by chiuu May 30, 2006

Oat in my throat

Code for swallowing cock

Why didn’t you respond to my call yesterday?

Sorry I had an oat in my throat!

by Letsbelonely September 14, 2020

Hall N Oates

(as in hauling oats) smoking weed, especially from bongs

You: Why are your eyes so red.
Me: Hall N Oates dude.

by egadz October 5, 2007

Hunny Bunches of Oats

Someone that that you dislike or despise. Anyone that you find annoying can also be referred to a HBOO or Hunny Bunches of Oats.

Hunny Bunches of Oats needs to sit themselves down before they get wrecked.

by Cucumbre October 24, 2018

hunny bunches of oats

The cutest, sexiest, sweetest person in the world.

"Brian is my hunny bunches of oats!"

by michiganlady March 26, 2008

chris oates complex

the act of being a drunkard, notorious for owning a navy blue shit-mobile, being found blacked out on the side of the road, cranking obnoxious redneck music, and/or failure at repeated attempts of getting with girls that are not interested -- that was officially owned with a rock

"yo, did you hear danny got beat up and ran to the popo's?"
"man, he's got that chris oates complex"

by iunno January 17, 2008