Gym Floor

Flat and crusty as known as Jeays Matz

Some asshole:Have you seen Gym Floor today?

another asshole :no i have not yet.

by FBMS May 13, 2019

To shit on the floor

Slang verb, to procrastinate in an aggressively unproductive manner.

Person A: What have you been doing? Weren't you meant to be finishing your assignments?
Person B: Well I've been trying but I've only managed to shit on the floor for the past 3 hours.

by Tjimå February 28, 2022

Mopped the Floor

To put someone, or something, to complete shame, or humiliation, and to better it in every capacity; to utterly outdo, outperform or outwit. The phrase is used to conjure sentiments of shaming to the point of using that thing for the lowly task of mopping the floor with. Generally used in past, or more rarely, future or prospective tense.

1. Peyton Manning just mopped the floor with Tom Brady.

2. That kid just mopped the floor of that Pogs tournament!

3. Gandalf would totally mop the floor with Harry Potter.

by Bloodknight November 24, 2010

four to the floor

Four to the floor is a common beat pattern usually found in House music. Its a drum beat accompanied by a heavy base line, and maybe a looped sample of jazz, funk, or disco usually..The basic backbone of most dance music.

Go listen to a house record at you local DJ shop...

by Mario August 3, 2004

party to the floor

Extreme partying. After a night of craziness, if you end up on the floor, you have "partied to the floor".

"Damn, Erica is such a crazy hoe, look at that picture of her on the asphalt from the 4th of July..she straight partied to the floor!"

by JaeRizzle September 10, 2005

the door in the floor

To unexpectedly unleash deep-seated secrets that more-often-than-not delve into the TMI category and leave all those present slack-jawed.

"I don't know WHAT that was! We were just talking about crunchy peanut butter vs. creamy, and all of a sudden she opened the door in the floor and went off about a dog that died 10 years ago, and how different her life would be if she hadn't poisoned it..."

by tlc November 18, 2004

floor juice

The invisible layer of scum found on all floors and items that have come in contact with a floor. Often contains multiple germs, diseases and other infectious organisms. If you come into contact with floor juice you should remove your hands and consult your doctor.

To lick ones shoes is to taste the floor juice, innit.

by Prank Monkey December 16, 2004