cock omlette

mixing eggs inside another persons mouth with your cock. male or female.

it was a bad idea adding salt to my cock omlette

by mix master 31 November 17, 2009

omlette

A gameFAQs user who argues a liberal arguement, but rarely backs up his facts with decent sources. Also ignores the arguements he can't beat and answers the easy questions.

omlette's arguing again, I'm getting dumber.

by COTM July 20, 2004

Persian Omlette

A Sexual act where your roomate gives you a good morning after a night of gay sex by deficating on your chest

Behnam gave Euan a Persian omlette

by IranianEgger June 5, 2010

omlet time

ok now... dis is the time matt hazan is feeling da need to eat eggs.. or do laundry

i cant i cant play pokaaaa... its omlet time

by Trey Davis March 16, 2005

Portuguese Omlet

When a man and a woman are planning to have sex and they get an egg or two and dump it into the woman's vagina have sex, dump out the egg, cook it, and eat it!

Ted: Man that Portuguese Omlet was great last night and that omlet for breakfast in the morning was delicious.

Fred: That's sick man!

Ted: Who cares at least I'm livin the good life!

by KaitySoHot January 15, 2008

omlette

stop looking David McCandless! You'll never find out!

I'd rather be a slut than an omlette.

by notanomlette June 25, 2010

western omlet

You find a girl on the brink of vomit, lay her face down on the bed with her head over the edge hovering a bucket. The object is to nail her hard enough from behind that she pukes. Bonus points if you go at her family style or dump the bucket on her when you're through.

When we're done with these jager shots i'm going to take her home for a western omlet

by sickboy1313 March 14, 2008