numpty

pillock, prick, moron, asshole, warren pryor

you complete and utter numpty.

by suk dik December 19, 2007

numpty

a funding officer who loses track of project spending and lands everyone in the shit

him, yes thats right, the numpty!

by barella July 11, 2003

numpty

a stoner named ackey dwyer

dont need one..he's a numpty

by hoolie July 25, 2003

Numpty

An excellent beer (OG1044 4.2% abv)brewed at the microbrewery of The Ram’s Head, Wakefield Road, Sowerby Bridge, West Yorkshire HX6 2AZ.
Have too many and you turn into one....

glug.... burp..........

by Ian Hamer November 27, 2003

Numpty

Known throughout Essex as "A Morgan"

I'll just have to bin and grear it
Having a laugh at my suspense

by Matt June 14, 2004

NUMPTY

Someone who is as numb as the day is long. When said person makes a stupid error no one else would ever do, or admit to anyway.

"You Numpty" you've just run over the cat!. The shear numptyness of the man was unbelievable.

by jill harrison November 2, 2006

numpty

a bastard turnip

you fucking numpty mr murray

by blaze11 June 20, 2004