sausage pox

A medical condition of lesions on male genitalia usually as a result of unprotected intercourse. Frequently requires medical evaluation and treatment.
I'm really worried I caught sausage pox from that girl again last night bro.
by Russellrowsey April 25, 2017
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Sausage Porridge

When a man reached Orgasm and his Meat Rod lobs a batch of Sausage Porridge.
I went with this girl last night and lobbed a batch of sausage porridge all over her face and gave her an organic face wash
by Glokenspink March 15, 2013
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Stale Sausage

An errection that may also have an unusual crusty look to it or a displeasing smell thus displaying similar traits to a sausage that has passed its expiration date.
Man: Fancy a ride on my stale sausage?
Woman: Christ no! God knows what I'll catch with that thing.
by WackyZ The P December 14, 2009
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Sausage-Jizz

The jet of semen-like oil that spurts from a freshly cooked sausage when an instrument of cutlery is inserted. The jet often hits in the face and can be referred to as a Pork-shot.
I poked the sharp fork into the fresh o'hagen's sausage and a stream of sausage-jizz hit me in the eye with considerable force.
by Scantyaunty July 01, 2009
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sausage packer

a girl who only has guy friends and no girl friends

it is derived from the act of packing a lot of sausages (aka. penises) into one of your many holes, or maybe all at once.
Keanna is such a sausage packer she just loves the smell of sweaty guys.
by kwandy December 10, 2014
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sausage wallet

It's where I store my Pork Sword.
I just deposited a gallon of man yogurt in that gals sausage wallet.
by Samhain_Knight August 10, 2004
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silly sausage

Silly Sausage, a light hearted insult to describe someone who is being silly or generally stupid.
Person 1: How cool was the OC last night?!
Person 2: You silly sausage.
by Piepiepie November 08, 2006
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