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Nonsense of humour

The Science of Confusing Your Friends: When you tell a joke so nonsensical that everyone laughs—just because they don’t know what else to do.
what just happened? That person used nonsense of humour to confuse us.
by VandalUpfold December 30, 2024
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Nonsense

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Wierdo "÷%^#;*="
Me "That's a bunch of nonsense, Wierdo"
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Nonsensium

Chemical symbol: Ns. An alchemical element representing the invisible energy draining friction found in bureaucracy, dysfunctional systems, and bad interface design. It has the unique property of converting human creative energy into heat and frustration without producing any value. Use the word in capital letters to add your frustration. Term coined by Sören Sam 'Roger' Lindfors, founder of Alchemical Philosophy, author of "Livets Bok" (The Book of Life) available at Amazon.se, and CEO of ECOPAC AB (ecopac.se).
"I have a deadline, but I'm stuck wading through deep Nonsensium to get the permit approved.", "I am drowning in NONSENSIUM!", “I have been exposed to radiation from stupidity because of their Nonsensium”.
by Roger Lindforce January 30, 2026
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The observation that what looks like mysterious agreement across institutions is actually the predictable result of shared interests, common training, and aligned incentives—all operating openly. Where conspiracy theorists imagine secret coordination, Consensus by Power sees the normal functioning of elite networks: similar backgrounds, similar educations, similar social circles, similar interests producing similar conclusions without any need for secret meetings. The consensus isn't manufactured in back rooms; it's manufactured in prep schools, Ivy League seminars, corporate boardrooms, and exclusive clubs—all visible, all legal, all operating exactly as designed.
Consensus by Power (Opposite of Conspiracy Theory) "Both parties agree on the fundamentals of economic policy. Conspiracy theorists imagine secret meetings. Consensus by Power says: they all went to the same schools, read the same books, take the same donors, move in the same circles. No conspiracy needed—just shared interests producing shared conclusions, openly."
by Dumu The Void February 24, 2026
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bookend nonsense

a term used by the older cenile generation referring to their lack of knowledge regarding modern day technology
"I don't understand this GPS system. This is all bookend nonsense!"
by Nephilium November 13, 2011
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Ninja Nonsense

noun.
1. The kind of nonsense that jumps out at you when you're not expecting it. Usually from a friend's mouth.
2. Something that shouldn't be funny, but is.
3. Everything that comes out of Blue's mouth.
Blue: I'm going to boil some words and see what happens.
me: What, like alphabet soup?
Blue: Yeah.
me: Maybe you'll get Shakespeare.
Blue: That is some superb Ninja Nonsense right there!

"Nonsense is okay, but sensical nonsense is an extreme form of nonsense. Like Ninja Nonsense!" ~Blueberry

Suicidal sense should be a synonym for Ninja Nonsense. Sense that just kills itself.
by Cassiopia&Blue November 28, 2011
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pocket nonsense or PN

A succint explanation when you accidentally text gibberish to someone, call someone or start a Facebook group page as a result of an unlocked keyboard on your phone while it's in your pocket.
"Jimmy what does xcfhjjhvh'''???&&: mean? -" nothing. Just pocket nonsense or PN
by bmilligan05 March 31, 2015
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