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there are no women on the internet 

Internet usage, usually brought up on forums, chat, IM, or IRC. This is used when a topic about women is brought up, whether one broke up with a woman, discussing feminists/feminazis, girlfriends, mothers, wives, people pretending to be women on chat/message boards, et cetera.

The term is coined in the fact that most people who use the internet are male.

The term as can be modified into "There are no women on the internets", "there are no women on the interweb", "there are no whimmen on the internet", and so on and so forth.
Wakalaka: Damn, my girlfriend broke up with me.
MrRaptor: You think you got problems? My wife wants to divorce
MrRaptor: Shes a feminazi
D0kt0r1337: Same here, my mum is divorcing my father
<HEADSHOT> Bridget: ha my firend said he was dating some chick on the internet. turned out to be a guy
RomZomCom: There are no women on the internet.
*everyone in the chat relay agrees*
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After you finish using the bathroom and you've had a nice dry shit so when you go for the whipe there's nothing.
The best thing that can happen after a shit.
Ricky: DUUDDE! Guess What! It finally happened!
Jake: OMG! A NO WHIPER?
Ricky: OH YEAH!
Both: EEEE!!!!
No Whiper by the_happy_pooper April 4, 2009
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No worries

Hakuna matata it mean no worries for the rest of your days
No worries by Hilly boi March 14, 2020

no wipe poopie 

A no wipe poopie describes a situation in which a person takes a massive shit, yet the anus leaves nothing on the toilet paper after wiping.
Man I just fell victim to the no wipe poopie
no wipe poopie by cunt muscle July 26, 2006

No wackers 

Same as «no worries». Aussie expression which derives from «no wucking furries».
John: I wont be able to make it tonight
Dave: Ahhh no wackers mate.. next time...
No wackers by toddaroo October 30, 2005

no way Jose 

one of Michelle Tanner famous catch phrases from Full House. If only the Olsen's were on Fuller house spinoff.
when Joey shows Michelle the dancing flower, she replies "No way Jose"
no way Jose by 000CAta April 9, 2017