Pornhub

A family friendly website for children to watch and learn about the human body

Kid: hey mom I’m gonna go watch pornhub.

Mom: okay let me know if you learned anything new!

by Mr. Spicy April 1, 2023

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A porn website that you can straight up search up and beat the absolute shit out of your dick or if your a woman, you can finger your self.

Horny 18 yr old 1: hey why didn't you join our jerk circle?

Horny 18 yr old 2: i wanted to masturbate my self

I watched pornhub and jerked off last night

by YourNeighborhoodDefinater November 21, 2024

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The website I go to beat the shit out my dick

#pornhub #masturbation

by Wolfythewolf March 20, 2020

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A very holy and beautiful site that basically like heaven, it has the best kid-friendly videos!

GO TO THE HOLY SITE PORNHUB YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT

by kamudai April 21, 2021

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Good lord; Lets finalize this shit
1, Best definition. A website that has a way friendlier comment section than Youtube does
*Me asking for help on homework*
Youtube
Me: "Do any of you know the answer to 3x+2=14"
Fortfag01: "Figure it out you fucking retard."
Me: "Fuck this site, I'm going to Pornhub where I can get some real help."

Pornhub
Me: "Do any of you know the answer to 3x+2=14"
felchgod69: "Oh yeah the answer is just x=4"
Me: "Thanks!"

2. A childrens gaming site

3. The reason for the clear history button and ctrl shift backspace on chrome.

4. Karen filter

5. What your school blocked.

6. a visual of urban dicktonary (yes, dicktonary)

7. Banned yt videos.

use a proxy lol beachball.live

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Here: Take some yummy cheezy piza

-Nate

by NateYT September 23, 2020

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