Crafty Hetero

A heterosexual man who acts or in extreme cases pretends to actually be homosexual in order to reap the benefits afforded to homosexual men by women.

Chip: Have you noticed that Tom never actually gets with other guys on a night out?
Dave: Yeah, he's a crafty hetero for sure.

by LouisLouis November 11, 2015

hetero-matching

When straight boys wear two slightly different shades of the same color in one outfit.

They think it matches well, but in reality it looks offputting and tacky.

My boyfriend insists that his red t-shirt looks great with his not-quite-the-same-shade-of red basketball shorts, but anyone with half a retina can tell it's only hetero-matching.

by Percival Sweetwater II August 16, 2021

Hetero-Gay

A man who is homosexual but only feels attraction to the opposite sex, and not the same gender

"He came out to us, he said he was Hetero-Gay, we all smiled in support"

by DefoNotAScammer October 8, 2022

Hetero-mo

A man who is overtly masculine and seems incredibly heterosexual for all rights and purposes, including dress, interests, and public conduct, but is in reality an extremely subtle homosexual.

Corey dresses and acts like a straight guy, but he's totally into dudes. He's such a hetero-mo!

by Stormy_Weather August 6, 2011

Humble Hetero Day

Celebrated on July 2, Humble Hetero Day is a day to express your sexuality, but only if you are straight. It is the complete opposite of Gay Pride Month, Humble instead of Prideful, Straight instead of Gay, and Day instead of Month. HHD takes place soon after Gay Pride Month but has a buffer day, and July 1st was taken by Canada Day. Instead of wearing rainbow attire, one should wear a black t-shirt(void of rainbow colours), a shirt with straight lines, or a button-down and straight tie.

Person one: What’s the date?
Person two: July second.
Person one: Good thing I wore a tie, It’s Humble Hetero Day!

by tandynbell July 17, 2021

Hetero Sapien

Someone so straight that they can be classified as an entirely new species, Hetero Sapiens.
If you want to achieve this rank for a girl you must be only sucking dicks
And for guys you have to be only licking vags

karen: hi im hetero sapien

by Stupid Af July 23, 2021

hetero-duogamist

Someone with two sexual partners, each of the gender opposite to his or her own. Distinguished from the more common term "duogamist," which most often refers to someone with one partner of each gender.

Jill, a hetero-duogamist, has a husband, Mike, and a boyfriend, Charles.

by Argolander November 30, 2018