dildo chomp

A person who is an asshole or loser, someone who is usually discribed as a faggot.

"Jeez, that kid is such a dildo chomp."

Jeez, that kid is such a fucking dildo chomp

by DickWeeeeed July 14, 2014

Chomp

Verb
1. A reaction to a statement or question in a non positive or accepting sense.

If someone calls you out and you respond with 'what' or 'no' or such like, verbal or non-verbal, they can say chomp and laugh in your face.

>>> Hey you look like the creepy guy from that movie.

<<< What! No I don't!
>>> Chomp! Bahahahaha

A chomp can be avoided with agreement
>>> Hey you look like the creepy guy from that movie.

<<< Cool

by Nibbles69 August 13, 2017

chomp chomper

A term used to tell someone they chew to loudly

"Sharon you are such a chomp chomper stop chewing so damn loud!"

by hiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi September 13, 2023

Chomped

A dodgy two-footer.

Subhaan just got chomped last week in football.

by sophiemuck October 5, 2022

Sober Chomp

Eating out a girl who is drunk, but you on the other hand, are not.

“He gave her a sober chomp on New Year’s Eve”

by Smellyfetus69 May 19, 2019

Chomp Rock

Verb - When a Mario fanatic recieves a blowjob while playing any of the Mario franchise games, and the giver gets annoyed and chomps his rocks off. This scenario is rare because many video game obsessors never get laid, but possible.

My girlfriend was being a bitch and chomp rocked me for playing Mario Cart while she was blowing me!

by KaimnTheWonderGirl June 17, 2011

The Chomp and Cough

During an intimate moment the male counterpart must latch his knashers upon the women’s lip then proceed to cough in her mouth

Yo my man Burn did The Chomp and Cough

by The Cheese is Daddy November 22, 2021