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Nine Inch Nixon

The term for a man of better than average quality in the crotchial region. Usually at least 9 inches.
You know, they call me nine inch nixon.

Why's that?

*Unzips pants*

*Gasp!*
by BigNinjaJoe December 15, 2011
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The Richard Nixon effect

The Richard Nixon effect named after the president of the same name.

When a solution, produces the opposite outcome, opposite to the intended purpose, this can have very harmful outcome that is counterproductive.
And example of the Richard Nixon effect is when the School decided to ban physical contact. The students started high fiving way more often. The Richard Nixon effect is an example of making things illegal doesn’t fix the problem.
by Lone wolf sirius February 22, 2021
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Nixon Denial

The denial of one's own bisexuality (in favor of speciously identifying as "homosexual" or as one of several synonyms for "bisexual," or eschewing a sexuality label entirely) in an attempt to avoid being the object of biphobia. Refers to actress Cynthia Nixon.
He issued a Nixon Denial in the same breath as he confirmed his romantic relationships with people of at least three genders. But if he wants to identify as "flexisexual," I suppose that's his prerogative.
by Tiggy Upland February 3, 2014
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shed your morning tear for Nixon

The largest, most odiferous bowel movement of the day, one that usually occurs in the morning. This movement is often accompanied by or caused my an extremely upset stomach, due to fears of the government, the president, the situation in Iraq, terrorism, medicare, the state of the world...
Man, did you just shed your morning tear for Nixon, dude? It stinks in here.
by DebWeb January 22, 2006
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Nixon

Nixon plural noun: A term referring to individuals who epitomize the extreme 'alpha male' archetype. Nixons are characterized by their overwhelming wealth, striking good looks, and unparalleled success in attracting romantic partners. They are often perceived as the pinnacle of masculine dominance and are known for their assertive and sometimes overbearing demeanor. This term is typically used in informal contexts and may carry connotations of both admiration and criticism for their ostentatious display of superiority and swagger.
"Everyone at the party couldn't help but notice Niks entrance; with his flashy car, charismatic charm, and confident stride, he was the quintessential nixon, turning heads and drawing attention the moment he walked in."
by Nixsons December 15, 2023
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Dr. Nixon

Very cool guy! 10/10, would recommend signing up for his services! (Please sign up).
Has a very cool mask that he built himself, and is also very cool. (Did I already say that?)
Overall, great doctor. Should not be arrested for human taxidermy.
(NOTE, THIS WAS NOT WRITTEN BY DR. NIXON PLEASE DO NOT ASK IF IT WA
"Hey, isn't Dr. Nixon the guy that went missing five or ten years ago?"
"No. It's not."
by micr0wav3 December 26, 2021
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The Nixon

The act of having sex with a deaf retard.
“I heard you hooked up with the disabled girl from second period”
“Yeah I pulled The Nixon on em”
by HakesIsPapa69 October 7, 2018
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