Nick is a person who is missing several chromosomes, and enjoys eating his own feces. When presented with the opportunity, he willgrab onto your grandmothers penis.
A very jazzy kiddo.
When ever someone asks them if they like jazz the shout "ya soi".
He has the jazziest of legs and Mad Bull disease.
He has a twin called Nicholas Derp who wears a red shirt, blue jeans, hangs out at the farmers market and is always grump.
He is not very good at anything. He is always fat and is so salty. If you can, get away from him as fast as possible. He can't spell a single word and just sucks. Get away from him as fast as possible
The most current/common definitions on this webpage seems to originate from the movie "Bachelor Party" starring Tom Hanks.
In the movie "Bachelor Party" a minor - but important - role is the character "Nick The Greek" a.k.a. "Nick The D...".
As common in popular folklore, that a.k.a. caught on. (Mostly between males named Nick).
Nick is actually from the Greek word/name Nicholaos. That said, the movie "Bachelor Party" had it right - however the movie concentrated on the size. The ancient greeks are not known for their interest in size, but the men in ancient Greece are known for their bi-/homosexual tendencies.
Nicholas: A verb from "To be "Nicked". -Look up "being tied up in a gloryhole".