joshua neale

A person who is sexually attracted to 5 year old boys. Normally hiding in a corner of the co-op trying to see if he can give your balls a little tickle

Person 1: Who's dat chavvy over dere?
Person 2: Joshua Neale

Person 1: Quick! Run!

by KuKluxLover69 April 28, 2022

Laura Neal

To ruin something caused by homophobia

“Did you hear that they killed villanelle?”
“Ugh.. must be Laura Neal!”

by chappellroanlover June 13, 2024

Oliver Hamilton Neale

Sexy as fuck, has a humongous cock and is a monster in bed.

Oliver Hamilton Neale has a cock thats bigger than your mouth.

by CHEESEYBURGERBOI February 4, 2022

Nealed it

To misspell a word by leaving out a letter or making something complety up

Dang, I Nealed it that last sentence. (Ex: Iam looking for an opportunity; I love shopping at Addi for grocery)

by Opportunities April 10, 2025

Neals

Neals is always like "Okay, I was in my local theater watching Cars 2 if my memory serves me correctly I had snuck in a bowl of baked beans because nothing makes animated car chases better than a bowl of baked beans boom. A commercial for a scary movie came on and it made me jump spilling my beans all over my legs now a teen in front of me noticed the commotion and exclaimed, "Yo this dude eatin beans!" everybody laughed. Rats." So when someone says that they are a Neals.

Jacob stop being a Neals

by Shrekpy February 3, 2020

Perfect Neal

Perfect Neal is a guy who can do no wrong. He’s highly praised at work for perfectly executing any task. He has the added benefit of looking like Thor so you know he gets plenty of attention, especially in the workplace, because the ladies all secretly want a taste of the perfection. So much so that he will be coined a ladies man. Which means he will be at the center of a lot of rumors…after all perfection comes at a cost. A perfect neal just can’t help but do the perfectly right thing, even when temptation is dangled in his perfect face. So don’t be surprised when a Perfect Neal isn’t tempted by advances or phased by gossip, because he’s perfect, remember? The best part is, a perfect neal won’t even believe it when he is told that he’s a perfect neal. How perfectly ironic.

He’s so good at everything he does!
-I know, that’s why he’s “perfect neal”

-You’re right even when you’re wrong because you’re a perfect neal.

by HorseGurl4Life January 25, 2024

Neal

A dude that does stupid shit to impress you but secretly is very booksmart. He is also a fun guy to be around and make friends with, also he’s very humorous and can make you laugh with dumb stunts. He is also the type of person that makes classes fun and make fun of his own ethnic groups. He’s probably asian because Neal is a very asian name but is translated to something VERY different in another language. Neal is the type of person to be friends with but never really talk to his “friends” because they might betray him or he might betray them

Neal get over here and entertain us

by Vick Almighty November 3, 2018