Perfect Neal is a guy who can do no wrong. He’s highly praised at work for perfectly executing any task. He has the added benefit of looking like Thor so you know he gets plenty of attention, especially in the workplace, because the ladies all secretly want a taste of the perfection. So much so that he will be coined a ladies man. Which means he will be at the center of a lot of rumors…after all perfection comes at a cost. A perfect neal just can’t help but do the perfectly right thing, even when temptation is dangled in his perfect face. So don’t be surprised when a Perfect Neal isn’t tempted by advances or phased by gossip, because he’s perfect, remember? The best part is, a perfect neal won’t even believe it when he is told that he’s a perfect neal. How perfectly ironic.
He’s so good at everything he does!
-I know, that’s why he’s “perfect neal”
-You’re right even when you’re wrong because you’re a perfect neal.
-I know, that’s why he’s “perfect neal”
-You’re right even when you’re wrong because you’re a perfect neal.
by HorseGurl4Life January 25, 2024
by Little jones June 22, 2021
Neal is a very soft and sweet guy and is very sensitive and loves intensely. If you have met a Neal in life then your life is bliss and you are a very lucky person.A very attractive guy that always lights up the party. When someone is feeling down, he lightens their day w/ a smile. Neal is an outgoing guy that won't give up on what he wants to accomplish. Funny, talented, different, and inspiring to other humans.
by aalime April 05, 2022
Neals is always like "Okay, I was in my local theater watching Cars 2 if my memory serves me correctly I had snuck in a bowl of baked beans because nothing makes animated car chases better than a bowl of baked beans boom. A commercial for a scary movie came on and it made me jump spilling my beans all over my legs now a teen in front of me noticed the commotion and exclaimed, "Yo this dude eatin beans!" everybody laughed. Rats." So when someone says that they are a Neals.
by Shrekpy February 03, 2020
A very crazy person,has low self esteem and is very depressed. We dont know if he is gay or not because he keeps to himself. STAY OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT, is his actual saying!
by 🍌 🎀 𝐿𝒾𝑔𝒶𝓂𝒶𝒳𝒸🌸𝓍 November 13, 2019
by JJagaimo June 06, 2022
a man who is strong in stature but is misunderstood he is probably one of the most chilliest people you can meet but is often mistake as just being a jock. he has a great personality and although is good at sports has other priorities in life a gentle giant who sticks up for his friends and will always be there for you if he considers you a friend even if your not best friends still doesn't mind hanging out with you and kicking it a real chill dude.
Person 1) man I never knew Neal was such a cool dude.
Person 2) yea his bigger than everyone but in actuality probably one of the coolest dudes
Person 2) yea his bigger than everyone but in actuality probably one of the coolest dudes
by Krayons 213 April 27, 2023