If someone tries to hug you on April 22 then you can slap them and say it’s national don’t fucking touch me day, and walk away.
by Hazelynn April 17, 2019
Get the National don’t fucking touch me daymug. Abby: omg did you really fuck him?
Larisa: yea duh it's National fuck your math teacher day why wouldn't I?
Larisa: yea duh it's National fuck your math teacher day why wouldn't I?
by Have a great day 😌 November 15, 2020
Get the National fuck your math teacher daymug. A: Why is everyone going 35 in a 45 and slamming their brakes?!
B: It’s May 7. National “I Can’t Fucking Drive” Day. Nobody is allowed to drive correctly today.
B: It’s May 7. National “I Can’t Fucking Drive” Day. Nobody is allowed to drive correctly today.
by chyler823 May 7, 2021
Get the National “I Can’t Fucking Drive” Daymug. by Jenrndudje November 15, 2021
Get the National fuck your best friend daymug. Abby: omg did you actually fuck our math teacher?
Larisa : uh yea? Why wouldn't I? It's National fuck your math teacher day today!
Larisa : uh yea? Why wouldn't I? It's National fuck your math teacher day today!
by Have a great day 😌 November 15, 2020
Get the National fuck your math teacher daymug. Me: Hey you wanna go screw tonight? I still have some Christmas spirit left over
Them: But wouldn't that be suspicious to your first other?
Me: Naw he'll understand. After all, it's National Fuck your 2nd Husband Day.
Them: But wouldn't that be suspicious to your first other?
Me: Naw he'll understand. After all, it's National Fuck your 2nd Husband Day.
by Amogus_Ampostor June 27, 2022
Get the National Fuck Your 2nd Husband Daymug. by Gym bro kyle August 14, 2021
Get the National fuck your best friend daymug.