A political and economic system where power is determined not by votes, merit, competence, or representation — but by the deployment of money. In a moneyocracy, whoever controls the flow of funds controls the outcome.
Power flows through payment — whether it’s a billion-dollar contract, a social media boost, a legal bribe, or a personal favor. In a moneyocracy, influence and power are bought, not earned.
Capitalism governs trade. But when people start using money to gain power, influence decisions, and bypass merit or votes — a moneyocracy emerges. It’s not capitalism itself, but a system that grows out of it when wealth becomes the gateway to control.
Similar to a theocracy — where religion determines authority — in a moneyocracy, money is the religion.
In other words, merit, morals, votes, competence, ethics — and every other principle we claim to value — no longer determine power. Only money does, regardless of anything else.
Power flows through payment — whether it’s a billion-dollar contract, a social media boost, a legal bribe, or a personal favor. In a moneyocracy, influence and power are bought, not earned.
Capitalism governs trade. But when people start using money to gain power, influence decisions, and bypass merit or votes — a moneyocracy emerges. It’s not capitalism itself, but a system that grows out of it when wealth becomes the gateway to control.
Similar to a theocracy — where religion determines authority — in a moneyocracy, money is the religion.
In other words, merit, morals, votes, competence, ethics — and every other principle we claim to value — no longer determine power. Only money does, regardless of anything else.
We don’t live in a democracy — we live in a Moneyocracy (noun), where money is king and everything else comes second.
by CloverGod June 30, 2025
Get the Moneyocracy (noun)mug. Almost a substitute for "none" or "no" but used in a slightly different manner. Used by black Americans in rural East Texas as early as the 1920s. Can still be heard.
Question : "Did you catch any fish?" Answer "I ain't got noun yet." Or: "I ain't got noun one fish."
"Bobby's always asking for money, I ain't got noun time for him."
"Bobby's always asking for money, I ain't got noun time for him."
by jared cravens July 16, 2025
Get the Nounmug. Stuffy: Noun (Plural: Stuffers)
We should enslave every and all stuffers. Stuffy Enslavement Union, rejoice!
We should enslave every and all stuffers. Stuffy Enslavement Union, rejoice!
by Drooper is poggers June 14, 2021
Get the Stuffy: Noun (Plural: Stuffers)mug. You don't know? Mostest of people on Earth know a superduperlative noun is when 2 "est"s encompass a word. Best you look for an example below.
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Someone: Hello!
Person 2: Hi!
Bestest you know what they mean, everybodyestest does.
Person 1: It's the best outside!
Person 2: Well it's bestest we go now!
Someone: Hello!
Person 2: Hi!
Bestest you know what they mean, everybodyestest does.
Person 1: It's the best outside!
Person 2: Well it's bestest we go now!
by Orrinpants June 10, 2022
Get the superduperlative nounmug. 1. A man who dumps his cum in any open hole he can find
2. A man who has many sexual partners
3. A man with low standards of cleanliness
2. A man who has many sexual partners
3. A man with low standards of cleanliness
Cump (noun)
Men can be a cump, cumper, cumpster, cumpy:
"Ew. Don't date him. He's a major cump" - can substitute other words above like cumper, cumpster
"If you're horny, he's super cumpy and will do ANYthing you want"
Men can be a cump, cumper, cumpster, cumpy:
"Ew. Don't date him. He's a major cump" - can substitute other words above like cumper, cumpster
"If you're horny, he's super cumpy and will do ANYthing you want"
by EClever$ January 6, 2021
Get the Cump (noun)mug. A fun and flirty feature of the Pink Kisses app that allows users to choose a hot and steamy sender for their daily doses of romance and self-care through sultry and seductive text messages. A Simulator Sweetie can be anyone or anything the user desires, such as a crush on a famous hottie, a secret crush on a friend who's oh-so-fine, an old flame, a random person like "That cute guy at the bar," or even an idea or manifestation like "The Universe" or "Soulmate." Simulator Sweeties can also be changed as often as desired on the Pink Kisses App. Users can even simu-date their Simulator Sweetie by sending flirty messages back and forth for a virtual romance experience, although the Simulator Sweetie does not reply to the user's messages – it only sends messages to the user.
Simulator Sweetie (noun):
A fun and flirty feature of the Pink Kisses app that allows users to choose a hot and steamy sender for their daily doses of romance and self-care through sultry and seductive text messages. A Simulator Sweetie can be anyone or anything the user desires, such as a crush on a famous hottie, a secret crush on a friend who's oh-so-fine, an old flame, a random person like "That cute guy at the bar," or even an idea or manifestation like "The Universe" or "Soulmate." Simulator Sweeties can also be changed as often as desired on the Pink Kisses App. Users can even simu-date their Simulator Sweetie by sending flirty messages back and forth for a virtual romance experience, although the Simulator Sweetie does not reply to the user's messages – it only sends messages to the user.
Example sentences:
"I'm feeling a little lonely tonight, so I'm going to send myself a message from my Simulator Sweetie 'That cute guy at the bar' as a reminder that there are plenty of fish in the sea."
"I've been simu-dating my Simulator Sweetie 'My Ex's Hot Friend' for a few weeks now and it's been a fun and flirty virtual romance."
"I just got a message from my Simulator Sweetie 'The Universe' and it reminded me to stay positive and trust the journey."
A fun and flirty feature of the Pink Kisses app that allows users to choose a hot and steamy sender for their daily doses of romance and self-care through sultry and seductive text messages. A Simulator Sweetie can be anyone or anything the user desires, such as a crush on a famous hottie, a secret crush on a friend who's oh-so-fine, an old flame, a random person like "That cute guy at the bar," or even an idea or manifestation like "The Universe" or "Soulmate." Simulator Sweeties can also be changed as often as desired on the Pink Kisses App. Users can even simu-date their Simulator Sweetie by sending flirty messages back and forth for a virtual romance experience, although the Simulator Sweetie does not reply to the user's messages – it only sends messages to the user.
Example sentences:
"I'm feeling a little lonely tonight, so I'm going to send myself a message from my Simulator Sweetie 'That cute guy at the bar' as a reminder that there are plenty of fish in the sea."
"I've been simu-dating my Simulator Sweetie 'My Ex's Hot Friend' for a few weeks now and it's been a fun and flirty virtual romance."
"I just got a message from my Simulator Sweetie 'The Universe' and it reminded me to stay positive and trust the journey."
by Pink Kisses January 8, 2023
Get the Simulator Sweetie (noun):mug. An individual afflicted with a particular, highly specialized learning disability which prevents them from acquiring a working knowledge of certain American English grammar* rules pertaining to the proper use of the words 'your' and 'you're' in the context of written communications.
Conjugation
1. possesive: Yourtard
2. plural: Urtards
3. adjective: You're-tarded
Etymology
1. You're yoor; unstressed yer contraction** of you are: "You're certain that's right?" > Can be confused: yore, your, you're.
2. Retard: ree-tahrd a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way: a hopeless social retard.*
Notes
Contraction - A shortened form of a word or group of words, with the omitted letters often replaced in written English by an apostrophe, as e'er for ever, isn't for is not, dep't for department.
>> Usage: Contractions such as you're, isn't, couldn't, can't, weren't, he'll and they're are symptomatic of informal speech and writing. They are common in personal letters, business letters, journalism, and fiction; they are rare in scientific and scholarly writing. Contractions occur in formal writing mainly as representations of speech.
** specifically the rules surrounding morphological differentiations between homophonic contractions vs. possessive phonemes
See - Mac Lethal's epic Yortard dis-rap: y outube dot com / watch?v=32p8d6OudgU
Conjugation
1. possesive: Yourtard
2. plural: Urtards
3. adjective: You're-tarded
Etymology
1. You're yoor; unstressed yer contraction** of you are: "You're certain that's right?" > Can be confused: yore, your, you're.
2. Retard: ree-tahrd a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way: a hopeless social retard.*
Notes
Contraction - A shortened form of a word or group of words, with the omitted letters often replaced in written English by an apostrophe, as e'er for ever, isn't for is not, dep't for department.
>> Usage: Contractions such as you're, isn't, couldn't, can't, weren't, he'll and they're are symptomatic of informal speech and writing. They are common in personal letters, business letters, journalism, and fiction; they are rare in scientific and scholarly writing. Contractions occur in formal writing mainly as representations of speech.
** specifically the rules surrounding morphological differentiations between homophonic contractions vs. possessive phonemes
See - Mac Lethal's epic Yortard dis-rap: y outube dot com / watch?v=32p8d6OudgU
Yortard - noun
A typical Yortard might write, "YOUR A DEAD MAN!"
Then, if you were to ask why, they might reply,
"Cuz my dad found YOU'RE autographed first edition
of the MLA Rubric under my mom's pillow AGAIN!
Your gonna get you're ass beat if you come to...
You'reba Linda!"
A typical Yortard might write, "YOUR A DEAD MAN!"
Then, if you were to ask why, they might reply,
"Cuz my dad found YOU'RE autographed first edition
of the MLA Rubric under my mom's pillow AGAIN!
Your gonna get you're ass beat if you come to...
You'reba Linda!"
by N8, Ideal, Duke Hollister June 15, 2013
Get the Yortard - nounmug.