Notifs

An abbreviation for Notifications. Can be used for different social medias eg. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter etc

Turn on my 'notifs' for a follow back

by TheSlothMistress1010101 July 5, 2016

spark noting

the act of reading spark notes on a book for class instead of actually reading the book. usually done the night before a test or when the book should have been read by.

Guy: What are you up to?
Girl: Just spark noting that stupid book for english.
Guy: The boring one about Africa?
Girl: Yeah the test is tomorrow.

by fbrueogfwborudjc May 18, 2009

Empty Notifications

A series of Facebook notifications one receives which do not relate to the indivual they are addressed to. This can be experienced when the subject comments on a post and a conversation ensues unrelated to yourself.

I commented how stupid I looked in the picture, however the idiots decided to talk about turtles on it. I got empty notifications for weeks

by Chuplis July 16, 2009

Noticing

Thank you for noticing this notice.

Your noticing has been noted.

by Hafizhuzaifa July 25, 2020

dick-notized

adj. -when a woman or gay man becomes utterly distracted and oblivious to their surroundings due to the fact that a handsome man is in the immediate area.

john- "Hey! earth to Stacy! WTF?"

Stacy- *comes to attention* "oh.... sorry! what?"

Spencer- "Don't even bother, man. She's totally dick-notized when that guy is here."

by 2ChromeColts June 30, 2009

notify your mom

When dealing with "challenged" maternal units, the complex act of initiating contact.

I shot a turkey and plan to cook it.
I guess I'd better notify your mom.

by Joe Mama October 14, 2004

Notif-Rape

The phrase Notif-Rape is an abbreviated form of Notification-Rape

A phrase commonly used regarding facebook updates for people who are bombarded with lots of notifications out of the blue; usually about something which is not of concern to the victim of the rape

Spongebob: *Signs into Facebook* WHAT THE FUCK PATRICK WHY HAVE I GOT 17852396 NOTIFICATIONS :|

Patrick: ahh sheeeeett...

Spongebob: Its that freakin Sandy having a conversation on my status with Squidward... What a freakin hoe

Patrick: Duude... you got freakin Notif-Raped... Fuckeries :|

by M1sterV January 12, 2010