elder ego

When an older person refuses to take advice or listen to a younger individual. And fails because of it.

Clint has so much elder ego, he refused advice from a 14 year old and now we can’t fit everything in the moving van.

by MRHOLLEN September 3, 2019

bigheaded ego

Someone whos head actually grows in size from there ego being so large

Example: alex's bigheaded ego got him made fun of cuz his head actually had grown 3 times the size it was when he was a well mannered young adult

by Sidviciouse October 6, 2017

Ego-ese

Those things we say to try and help a brother out when they need an ego boost.

Boyfriend: Hey baby, what did you all do on girls night out?

Girlfriend: Awww Lunky, you know, we just told jokes, laughed and giggled... you know, girl stuff. It was pretty boring really... I sure did miss and think about you the whole time!

Boyfriend: Are you sure you're not just blowing me an Ego-ese?

by vonchris7 July 5, 2012

stereo-ego

bragging about the tech-specks of your stereo.

my stereo can drive Empire State Building sized speakers. They said it had 500 watts.

Yeah man, but that's some stereo-ego; do you work for Best Buy or something?

by steed dropout August 17, 2012

ego handjob

<Noun>
An ego handjob is an exchange of unsolicited compliments between friends that is meant to flatter, affirm, or charm; especially under circumstances in which the mutual feelings are generally already known. Ego handjobs should be mutual and reciprocated.

Two people exchanging ego handjobs:
Friend one: "You are awesome!"
Friend two: "YOU are awesomer!"
Friend one: "Your ego handjobs feel great!"
Friend two: "No way... YOUR ego handjobs are just amazing."

by Armchair007 December 25, 2011

Ego Peak

In first-person shooters where you peak around a corner with your ego rather than your brain

AYO! Watch me ego peak this! *gets headshot*

by Yup Kup May 26, 2022

Ego Masturbation

The act of putting someone else down or insulting them to boost one's Ego. It is most commonly done through pointing out the other person's mistakes, especially in spelling and grammar. This form is somewhat rare in real life, but very, very common on the internet.

- ... I found the movie hilarious, but your going to have to see it yourself.

It's "you're," n00b, now go kill yourself!

-Stop masturbating your ego, fucking Grammar Nazi.

{Ego Masturbation)

by "Fuzzy" January 6, 2007