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robin's nest

What the pecker of a fat man looks like. From a distance,it appears as a blue egg in a nest of pubes.
I hate swimming at the YMCA. Seeing all those old fat bastards in the locker room with their robin's nest is disgusting.
by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011
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birds nest

Placing toilet paper around the seat of a toilet, to form a protective barrier from the germs on the seat. Mostly done in public bathrooms. Looks remarkable like a birds nest
Me: I don't wanna pewp in that stall, it looks real disgusting...

Dave: Dude! Just birds nest it!
by bobmcd123 September 24, 2007
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honker nest

It is the nest which befolds are favorite honkers, i.e. the supple breasts of a young or pre sagging women. Preferably before children for then they drop like the bottom of a flour bag with an inch of content. The honker nest is what attracts are eyes, better known as clevage. A good honker nest bares no blemishes, scars, or bra-boogies.
Did you see the new girls honker nest? I'd titty fuck her till I got petered out.
by Sskipper March 10, 2008
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Kanye Nest

The place where Kanye West takes a Kanye Rest so that he can be the Kanye Best and have a Kanye Fest!
"Oh is that a Kanye Nest?"
"that sure is!"
by 69_kushlover_420 February 25, 2015
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shit nest

The placement of several sections of toilet paper on and around a public toilet seat, layer upon layer, before sitting down to take a dump or piss, in a paranoid attempt to avoid non-existent toilet seat germs.
I went to go use the washroom at the office the other day and some asshole left his shit nest still assembled on the toilet seat. What the fuck am I supposed to do with his shit nest?
by Guywinter Keory February 22, 2011
mugGet the shit nestmug.

Bird's Nest

A penis that is so small it does not hang and barely pokes beyond the pube line, giving it the appearance of a hatched baby bird and two eggs.
Holy crap, that asian kid's junk looks like a Bird's Nest.
by Shocka41 July 10, 2009
mugGet the Bird's Nestmug.

Dick Nest

The pubic hair surrounding a man's penis
Brian: "My lady doesn't mind my Italian dick nest."

Ben: "Your what?"

Brian: "The bush around my dick."
by Danigans86 January 6, 2010
mugGet the Dick Nestmug.

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