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Munion Feltch Beaver

This is a sexual action where you dig up a dead body, preferrably one that has been dead for around a month. This allows for the body to become relatively rancid while still remaining quite juicy and supple. One person hangs the deady body from a tree by the waist, causing the corpse to take the shape of a dog. One person fucks the corpse doggy style in the ass while the other person places his mouth on the vagina/penis of the dead corpse and punches the stomache until the rancid embalming and body fluids rush into that person's mouth. (see "munion") The person fucking the corpse doggy style climaxes into the the corpse's ass and then proceeds to suck out the semen and rotten ass juice through a bendy straw. (see "feltch") The person who just performed the munion on the corpse's genitalia then sacrafices a beaver by cutting its stomache open and raping its intestines. The person who has been holding onto the feltched fluids then makes out with the person who is raping the sacraficed beavers intestines, and they both dance naked and cut themselves to "MY HELENA" by my chemical romance.
Dude, I'm so glad we got rid of that pesky beaver straight up munion feltch beaver style!
by Matthew Pearson December 30, 2007
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Perpetual Motionlessness

Something that keeps on never moving.
My brother is so lazy, he is just full of perpetual motionlessness.
by DJ Slamm November 26, 2005
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Mutiny

To drink a bottle of Captain Morgan or Admiral Nelson until it is empty.
You'd have to be crazy to attempt mutiny against a handle of Captain alone.
by collegefacts November 16, 2011
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Ho-motion

When a gorgeous woman walks into a room on a movie and the play it in slow motion.
Josh- "Man I was watching a movie last night and it had so much ho-motion in it. I would have boned them chicks anyday."

Dave- "Nice, I love ho-motion scenes. Especially Baywatch when the boobies are bouncing up and down."
by Brain the Great February 19, 2010
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munching in motion

the act of eating a girl out while she is driving.

or
female equivalent to roadhead
by sloppy suzanne October 30, 2009
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Fluid Motion

A term to describe when an action is done rather well.
The action is usually done without thought and thus being expressed from the heart.
It is most commonly used when describing the movement of a dancer or sportsman. Hence the "fluid" expression.
Look at that small brummie dance, that is true fluid motion.

The curler releases the stone with fluid motion.
by small brummie April 22, 2011
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motionless

"an eagle hung almost motionless close to the ground"
by Milo S. January 5, 2014
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