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Post Mumble

A Mumble/laugh that is a repetition of the word or phrase that was just said beforehand. this is usually done by a nerd or a dork.
That nerd freaks me out. He just post mumbled. What a weirdo
by Danny123456781992 November 2, 2008
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Ass Mumbles

Simply put: smallish flatulence just before taking a shit.
Honey, get out of the bathroom, now. I've got the ass mumbles and she's gonna blow.
by The Mumbling Manchildren February 8, 2010
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Mumble Jumble Woo

The annoying and infuriating word posts that abuse other races or religions.

The posters of these words alienate a number of persons of the insulted race or religion, and therefore triggering a mass number of opposing new posts.

This process continues perpetually, at each time consuming more people until nearly thousands of users are posting, enraged by as little as one miniscule post.

The process is exhausting, yet practically stupid. Most users involved in this war of words, are unaware that it was probably started by a fool with nothing better to do than to degrade other races or religion.
1. Americans Watch too much FOX.

2. The British Drink too much tea.

3. Australians have too much native wildlife.

(Note: I do not support any racial conflict, these are just examples)
by Sushi December 30, 2004
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mumbles

A person who stutters or garbles there words when excited, frustrated or drunk.
If your at a club and your friend is drunk and and gets kicked out of a club. He is Mumbles...
by Miko July 23, 2003
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wandering mumbleguts

(n). A person who habitually rambles on while talking incoherently in an inaudible or soft tone of voice, often in a boorish monotone.
Oh no, lets go make ourselves look busy. Here comes that wandering mumbleguts.
by Dave Hultgren February 26, 2004
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mumble-grumble

ive been holding this mumble-grumble all day.
by theinventorofthemumble-grumble September 20, 2012
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mumbleypeg

A game requiring sharp senses and a very steady hand. Played by placing one hand flat on a surface such as a table with the fingers splayed widely, and then using the free hand to jab a knife in the empty spaces between the fingers on the table as quickly as possible.
Different patterns are acceptable, though most commonly done from one side of the hand to the other and back again.
Often played under circumstances of extreme drunkeness, boredom, or both.
"My mama she told me when I was a boy playin' Mumbleypeg,
'Don't drink no black cow's milk and don't you eat no black hen's eggs.'"
-Blind Willie McTell,
"Lord Send Me An Angel"
by Kevin88 November 10, 2008
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