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mallard duck

Used in jobs where you are an instructor. You make this the perfect lesson plan, so when you stop caring about your job and a supervisor shows up to evaluate you, you look awsome.
Key Phrases in George Bush mallard duck speach: freedom, peace, oil
by Matt$ April 26, 2006
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Rubber Mallard

A sex position in which the male hangs upside down by his ankles by a rubber cord attached to the ceiling. The female hangs on with her hands to whatever it is the male is hanging from, and this produces a nice bouncing effect with the rubber cord.

The term comes from the rubber cord used to attach the male's ankles to the ceiling with, and the term "mallard" is due to the fact that the male, when hanging upside down, resembles how a mallard looks when it is being hung upside down after being hunted.

The term is also the inspiration for a famous Ultimate Frisbee team, the "Rubber Mallards"
"What did you do last night?"
"Me and my girlfriend tried out the Rubber Mallard; it was amazing!"
by playa_h&f April 18, 2010
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Mullaly

1. Tall, bald, scarecrow-like.

2. Music-Nazi.

3. Often uncontrollably touchy.

4. Often found to have broken collarbones or feet - see gimp

5. Desires "friends with priveleges" status with everyone he knows.
1. Wow, that man looks like SUCH a Mullaly!

2. Turn that down - it isn't Zepplin, Mullaly will go on a murderous homocidal rampage!

3. That Mullaly is touching me...*vomits*

4. Wow, that poor guy, he really is a Mullaly...

5. Ew, Mullaly is coming closer to me again.
by James and Mel April 24, 2005
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Mullan

Pubic hair of a female growing inside the of cliterous.
Example 1:
Joe: Hey man did you hook up with that chick last night?
Luke: Yeah, I did, but i went down on her and she had a nasty mullan!!!
Joe: Thats fucking nast!!
by Shiashashisha April 26, 2009
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dirty mallard

the act of scraping some duck butter from your grundle
and smearing it on one's face, often under the nose and above the lip, like a dirty sanchez
Joe: what's that on your face?

Bob: that nasty fuck over there just gave me a dirty mallard

Joe:....tisfu
by Blake C. June 16, 2008
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mullah

someone who wields a teeny bulla and gets pasted by janitors who live under the UC
teeny bulla mullah
by some_bullah February 8, 2004
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Mullalgae

Explicitive: Cum, spunk, ribena
Noun: Unfortunate proto-plasm developed from the unison of skanky water with 'curtain juices'.
"You suck mullalgae"
"Scientific anaylisis has proven this to be a sample of mullalgae"
by DOnna September 19, 2003
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