mouse miles

The distance traveled by the mouse during an intensive working day, or by means of social surfing. Notably when operating a dual or multi screen desktop environment and not making use of shortcuts.

'My wrist is so achy, I'm doing so many mouse miles'

by its_our_future October 20, 2012

Dead Mouse

When a guy sends an unwanted dick pic.
'I can see you're proud of it but I'm going to throw it away without ever touching it.'

Exchanged numbers with David yesterday and he dropped a dead mouse on me last night.

by Anon1Adult June 30, 2016

Mickey mouse

A mouse who keeps saying "Oh Boy" or "Hot Dog"

Oh my god, it's Mickey mouse 🐭

by Kinghamz358 June 1, 2020

Mouse Challenged

A phrase denoting a computer user's inablity to perform even the most simple tasks on a computer.

That dude is seriously mouse challenged, he didn't even know how to right-click.

by Buddy Revell July 4, 2005

modest mouse

fucking best band of all time. heart cooks brain, bitches.

dan a. is a douchebag for thinking Modest Mouse is a one-hit-wonder. they have 8 cd's, you asshat.

by adam December 5, 2004

Mouse potato

the on-line generation's answer to the couch potato

by jeska September 7, 2003

Cotton Mouse

Cotton Mouse: 1. A cylindrical absorbant piece of cotton with a string for removal used during the female menstrual period to absorb blood, uteran lining, unused baby eggs, etc. 2. Tampon.

Man to his friend at Hooters:

"Damn, trim's killer. Exept for that cotton mouse peekin' out her short-shorts. Weak."

by Natalie February 1, 2004