trumps missing ballets

When someone shits on a toilet seat and closes the lid

Oh man last night I had to shit so bad I ended up having to do a “trumps missing ballets”

trumps missing ballets by Dick2473935427883 December 13, 2021

kats missing eyelash 

Funnehs eyelash that was lost in the mountains and is dearly missed 😔🕊

Funnehs comments: R.I.P kats missing eyelash

kats missing eyelash by Natsuki’s wife 😍 March 27, 2022

shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast ) 

We almost made Watermelon Sugar becoming absolutely a blue text. Now IT'S TIME FOR GHETTO SPREAD!!!

shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )

shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast ) by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 14, 2021

George Moshington 

an old dude that is into metal music

Damn! George Moshington is killing it in the mosh pit!

George Moshington by The Nub Blaster December 15, 2014

moshing 

1. A rock related dance which involves jumping up and down in a "mosh pit" full of fellow rockers to rock and heavy metal music.

2. The most amazing feeling in the world, after sex.

Person 1: *jumps up and down*
Person 2: *jumps up and down*
Person 3: ... you get the idea ...

moshing by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) August 28, 2005

missing Pearl Harbor 

First off, a Pearl Harbor is a Japanese or Hawaiian girl’s vagina. Missing Pearl Harbor is when you try to stick your penis in the Japanese or Hawaiian girl’s vagina, but end up missing. Instead, you stick it in her pee-hole, which will be very painful for her, just as it would had been for the Japanese if they did not manage to attack Pearl Harbor.

Yo don’t go missing Pearl Harbor, ‘cause if you do, then yo dong gonna be hurtin.

missing Pearl Harbor by ass-burger December 28, 2008

mosting 

to do the most; to cross the line

You're mosting with that one.

mosting by John Fifita July 9, 2007