Pussy Monopoly

The act of being so uncool that you are sarcastically accused of owning all the pussy in that proximity. This can be used in many instances, shitty outfits, shitty vehicles, vaping, ordering fajitas, backing into parking spaces..

(Watches someone holding up traffic so they back their F350 into a spot at Outback Steakhouse) Hey this dude has a pussy monopoly, save some for the rest of us!

by BigDaddyRy October 19, 2023

People who dont want to play monopoly

That one salty bastard in your family who loses everytime; is usually fat, ginger or light blonde and gets bullied in school. Would spend £90 on a DLC for Cadburys if there was one.

Fatfuck: I don't wanna play monopoly! It isn't Minecraft!

Parent: *slaps* People who dont want to play Monopoly are a fagghot.

by Abusive Shit Bastard January 4, 2018

Fractional Monopoly

Giant companies that own a fraction of a position in many sectors.

Amazon uses its fractional Monopoly to cause Hyperinflation on the U.S. economy as a whole.

by DaeJi January 17, 2022

We need the monopoly of force

Welp... You either have it or you don't...

JOOOOO!!! "Meh! We need the monopoly of force!"

Hym "Ok. Well that's like saying 'I need to be Superman.' Right?"

Ju "I do need to be superman. He would have the monopoly of force."

Hym "Well, if you need to be superman then your, uh, not superman. Superman would already BE superman and, therefore, would not need to be superman."

by Hym Iam November 7, 2025

Play Monopoly

The act of have a three-way with your Colombian girlfriends dad.

Dude, my girlfriend invited me over to play monopoly, but when I got there he was naked

by RealNigga69420 March 20, 2021

Monopoly

It's a game played by a group of people called moderators AKA mods
players must play the game when xQc starts his stream the game needs total attention!
while every TTS is raping people's ear

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mod1 paid mod2 800$ cause he landed on his hotel

-Felix: mods mods MODSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

bro we playin monopoly

-here use this earplug

by MrBaggieBug May 1, 2020

Monopoly

It's not a monopoly but what you are doing is obvious. You are rejecting my assessment of the situation and making up a different. And alternate reality as you speak.

Hym "So it has nothing to do with a monopoly or monopolizing anything. You just want me to empathize with rape victim and that just isn't how empathy works. There is no more in the tank. And now that the senators are dead what consolation do their families have other than 'It's OK because we're just going to pretend he didn't have anything to do with it.' You're a fool and a zealot taking out your frustration about my ability to rape women out of me and using a mental retard as a cudgel. I'm just going to murder someone's kid over it if am not paid for the time you've wasted and the credit you've different."

by Hym Iam July 1, 2025