MOBITIZING

Function: Verb

To be loud, aggressive, and easily excitable. To make sure that the other person engaged in the conversation takes your stance on the situation no matter what the cost.

Are you Mobitizing again?

Don’t Mobitize it.

Use in place of calling that Person a Dick

by MobiDick May 26, 2010

moitz

A person who can't spell words more than 1 syllable.

That moitz can' t spell anything.

by burnfitbillyboy November 4, 2013

minitartar

A minitartar is a "Good & Hairy" person.

Jessica: hey Macklemore can I see your hairy legs?
Macklemore: yes, of course.
Jessica: you're such a minitartar.

by Maxistar July 2, 2016

manitowocing

Verb: Planting evidence or items for evasion, elusion, collusion or any deceptive motive or action. Or a impromptu fabrication of some kind. Based off of the accusations made of the Manitowoc County Sheriff's office during the Steven Avery case. Similar to lip syncing being referred to as "I'm going to Milli Vanilli it".

How am I going to get them to break up? I'll be manitowocing a fake love note and placing it in his backpack later on. Or... My science project? I'll be manitowocing it later on tonight and just say my grandmother was in the hospital and I didn't have time to make it better.

by Juan Tescrue June 13, 2016

Mojito Butt Muddle

When you muddle mint in a female's butthole, except instead of a muddling tool, you use your dick.

Friend: aye man Tina's stank crevice was smelling minty fresh

Me: yeah I gave that Edgar Allen Hoe a mojito butt muddle

Friend: nice bro!

by DomAndAustin May 31, 2016

mojitsta

A local Latin Houston rapper from north central of Houston underground music use to DJ all over clubs bars n other.

Mojitsta is performing at a concert.

by Mojitsta January 23, 2017

Manitextation

The act of turning thought into reality through continually focusing texts on whatever one hopes to be brought to life by the universe. The guiding principle of manitextation states that whatever is put out in the universe via text—positive or negative, success or failure—is returned to the texter. Verb form: manitext.

Nicole’s mantroji 💩🛷 ☮️ (a.k.a. “the shit slides downhill”) is the manitextation of the peaceful life she’s always wanted.

by EEKatLarge May 30, 2019