One who gives birth to you and has to care and nurture your stupid ass until you are 18 or 40.You will never know.
The most used comeback.
The most used comeback.
Dave: Hey, what are you doing this summer, Jeff?
Jeff: Your mom *laughs like a dumbass*.
Dave: Idiot...
Jeff: Your mom *laughs like a dumbass*.
Dave: Idiot...
by Es34 May 6, 2008
Get the mommug. 1. The hardest and lowest paid, but most rewarding job in the world.
2. A intimate, familiar, and loving name to be called (by your kids).
2. A intimate, familiar, and loving name to be called (by your kids).
1. Of course I work, I'm a mom! And I have another job, too!
2. When you go through these hateful phases, I just remember the first time you called me "Mom", and it doesn't hurt so bad.
2. When you go through these hateful phases, I just remember the first time you called me "Mom", and it doesn't hurt so bad.
by radiofox July 3, 2005
Get the mommug. "I was talking on the phone with my moms."
by Mary L August 30, 2005
Get the Momsmug. Someone who is the first to get napkins to clean up the mess that someone made. This person is usually female, but there are some men out there who are "a mom". They always have the extra snacks, gives great advice, tells people to stop fighting, they get fascinated by the weirdest of things, they are usually super weird and embarrasing too, and they are always proud when you do the right thing. you can be "the mom" at any age . When your a mom you also call everyone sweetie, honey, hun, etc. you will always have a "mom" in any friend group, and you should appreciate them a lot more.
" oh emma is such a mom!''
"thanks MOM"
"MOTHERRRRR!"
" daddyyy! I mean mom... 'EXACTLY im ur mom not ur daddy.'''
"hey mom can you get me a forkkk!!!!"
"the mom" - someone you can count on for anything
"thanks MOM"
"MOTHERRRRR!"
" daddyyy! I mean mom... 'EXACTLY im ur mom not ur daddy.'''
"hey mom can you get me a forkkk!!!!"
"the mom" - someone you can count on for anything
by emmabear926 February 8, 2018
Get the the mommug. a person who is ur parent and is female.
She talks and talks and talks until u wanna hit her over the head with a shovel. :)
She talks and talks and talks until u wanna hit her over the head with a shovel. :)
God, mom, why wont u just shut up? Please Stop Talking to me. I get it, i wont ever try to stick a roach in the microwave again. now shut up!
by photohungry August 23, 2007
Get the mommug. 
(no not the woman that gave birth to you) the person in a friend group that always provides the unwanted good advice.
billy: hey lets go jump off that bridge
joe: i don't think that's a very good idea we might die
billy: Okay MOM
joe: i don't think that's a very good idea we might die
billy: Okay MOM
by SISTAR April 22, 2011
Get the mommug.