manic-productive

A mental disorder similar to manic-depression, but where the person is only productive a small portion of the day, usually 5 minutes before a deadline.

Symptoms include laziness and apathy for 90% of any working period, followed by a short burst of hyperactivity and blinding hot panic for a few minutes at a time, occuring when something was supposed to be completed or turned in. Resembles a seizure, but much less productive.

Related to procrastination.

That manic-productive clown in HR kept bugging me about how to fill out the weekly manning report after dicking around all day before it was due.

by goldb69 January 14, 2008

Manifest Destiny

My right to take whatever i want whenever i want because god has given me the right to do so

Guy1: hey man im gonna take your beer and call it manifest destiny

Guy2: dude super weak

by skyluurr February 5, 2009

bisexual manicure

A manicure consisting of long nails on one hand, short on the other.

"Why are your nails long on one hand and short on the other?"
"It's a bisexual manicure. One for the D, one for the V."

by LemurChair June 11, 2018

pissing and moaning

complaining

Jay told Raymond to stop pissing and moaning and to help carry the carcass inside.

by Holiday138 January 25, 2016

Manifest Abstraction

Something not worth thinking about.

"Dude, what you're saying is a manifest abstraction, You are never going to get that girl. She's much too hot to exist in your world."

by Luddz May 17, 2015

manic depresion

Manic depression is a bipolar mental disorder with varying periods of high highs and low lows. Sufferers of manic depression have both depresion and anxiety. Sufferers also sometimes have mood swings (happy one minute and depressed or scared another minute). see anxiety and also depression.

Those with manic depression often will have anxiety attacks for a period of time followed by a period of depression.

My manic depression makes me a paranoid, angry, and happy recluse.

by rabidwolf May 13, 2005

moaning fucker

You are a moaning fucker. Give your gob a rest

Someone who constantly likes the sound of their own voice and does not shut up moaning. You are a moaning fucker

by Rachelste January 4, 2018