Squeeze your mitten

To take a piss.

Jimbo, do you need to squeeze your mitten before we get in the Buick?

by Squeeze your mitten July 7, 2022

Flesh Mitten

Step 1: find a chick with ass-gape like you read about
Step 2: get elbow deep in that shit
Step 3: Bang her from behind
Step 4: Jerk yourself off with your flesh mitt.

After I successfully performed the flesh mitten on this chick I called every member of my family to tell them how fucking sweet time I am.

by The Stink Finger January 17, 2011

foot mitten

term used to describe the slipper/shoe that most teenage girls enjoy wearing due to the fact that they are easy to get on and most importantly off.

I was walking down a dark alley by myself when i noticed a rather large girl wearing foot mittens and chewing tobacco.

by sal May 13, 2005

Daytona Mitten

The act of putting your dick in a girl's ass then shoving your entire hand in her pussy so you can jerk yourself off inside her.

That chick is so stretched outa shape I had to do a Daytona Mitten to get off!

by Voidrat2000 March 11, 2011

The Mongolian Mitten

The frightening act of a mans hand, usually after an extended time spent in the cold winter weather, entering the females asshole and the spreading his fingers wide so as to warm his hands prior to sex.

The greasy italian came in from the cold pennsylvanian winter with near frost bite and in desperation prior to sex stuck his hand into his unsuspecting girlfriends ass to warm his hand with the nice environment of her inner sphincter, also known as giving her the Mongolian Mitten.

by snatchman2 May 6, 2010

haddock mitten

a ladys front bottom or ham wallet

dude this bird just swipped my phone and jammed it right up her haddock mitten!!

by DJTL January 13, 2007

Pooh Mitten

When you wrap your hand in toilet paper to avoid getting pooh on it

I took a huge dump and needed a pooh mitten to clean up!

by Eecol December 21, 2009