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Miserable Prick Bastard

Wretchedly unhappy person who is able to be a complete asshole, incessantly annoying. person totally obnoxious and easy to dislike!
Ricker told me he was an "MPB" a miserable prick bastard, I didn't believe him. Now I know what it is I understand it's true.
by exofloanwolf January 11, 2023
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anonymous office leftover miser

Any individual who feels compelled to bring in leftover food to the office to share with their co-workers. Usually this individual likes to remain anonymous as the food will either suck or make you sick.
guy 1. "hey who brought the spinach artichoke dip in?"

guy 2. "it was that damn anonymous office leftover miser again last time I had the runs for two days, I wouldn't go near it"
by NickyLags October 17, 2010
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Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure

A Miserable Failure that is a much bigger failure than your typical Miserable Failure.
That absolute dumbass cannot and will never do anything right, he's a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.
by PhoenixGamer34 December 28, 2020
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Mistress of Mischief

1.Sarah Twilight, born March 27th, 1980. Better known to most of us as The "Mistress of Mischief" in Total Championship Wrestling where she is contracted.

She is known by such an endearing moniker simply because of her evil and manipulative ways. She is known for causing misery and violence to all who cross her path. In other words, she brings mischief into her opponents lives. This beauty encapsulates the entire concept of mischief with her emerald green eyes and flawless red hair, two traits associated with both mischievous persons and witches. Both of which she proudly admits to being.

The personification of evil, Sarah Twilight completely and undoubtedly has earned the title: Mistress of Mischief.
"How can one woman be so maniacally evil?"

"Sarah Twilight is the Mistress of Mischief...she defines evil!"
by Only One Who Matters July 28, 2009
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Satans Mistress

1) A person acts devilish or of the devil.
2) a mean hearted\spirited person who everyone hates.
3) someone that is not in the least bit worth being nice too because they are in with the devil, which we know because they act mean
4) More literally thouht as as a person who sleeeps with satan
Brianna is Satans Mistress because she is so mean
by harrypotter4lifeEK. July 7, 2011
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miserafull

Man, I ate too many pancakes... I'm so miserafull.
by Bonson June 22, 2006
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mistressbate

Female masturbation. A fringe psycho-feminist term because it eliminates the male-dominant "master" bating.
"Olivia, although she was happily married, often engaged in mistressbation while her husband was away on long business trips."
by KHD January 27, 2004
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