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Hannibal, Missouri

Boyhood home of author Mark Twain (real name Samuel Clemens), it is a boring town dominated by a Wal-Mart Supercenter and the overwhelming need to please the tourists rather than the townsfolk. A terrible place to raise children.
"I couldn't WAIT to get out of Hannibal, Missouri."
by abrothers October 20, 2008
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Missouri State University

Missouri State University is the second-largest university in the state, with nearly 22,000 students. Its beautiful campus was founded in Springfield, Missouri in 1905.

The Missouri State University System also includes campuses in West Plains, MO, Mountain Grove, MO, and Dalian, China.

Missouri State is renown for its prestigious College of Business, which is one of the largest in the Midwest.

The MSU colors are maroon and white; their mascot is the Bear. Athletics are D-I, in the Missouri Valley Conference. MSU teams have made 48 NCAA championship appearances since 1982.

Men's basketball reached the NCAA tournament 6 times (Sweet Sixteen in 1999, with the legendary Coach Charlie Spoonhour), the women 13 tournament appearances (Final Four in 1992, 2001). Baseball made the College World Series in 2003.

MSU volleyball earned their 1,000th win in 2006, only the 2nd in NCAA history to reach that milestone.

Alumni include actor John Goodman, basketball superstar Jackie Stiles (the NCAA D-I leading women's scorer), baseball giant Ryan Howard, Senator Roy Blunt, Governor Bob Holden, and Walmart CEO/KC Royals owner David Glass.
"I see from your resume you got a business degree from Missouri State University. You're hired."
by Boomer Bear April 27, 2013
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Missouri Sauna

When two people whom are having sex in the car and the windows fog up from the heat
I had to pull over and put my beer can down to give charlene a Missouri Sauna
by Jcs March 30, 2015
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Missouri Shake

When you and your partner interlock arms and shake up and down really fast until poop falls out.
Our room still stinks from that Missouri Shake last night!
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Missouri S&T

Missouri S&T is a college in Rolla, MO and is home to more dudes than you think. A college town, Rolla is home to alcohol and parties, but be careful. With the amount of dudes up here, you could wake up with a dick up your ass. The school is great and the professors are nice.

I also heard St. Pat's is real nice. Make sure if you're a guy to meet girls up here. You'll get very lonely.
"No way! You went to Missouri S&T? You must be so gay!"
by RussianCollegeOwl October 7, 2018
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missouri water

when you ejaculate into your partner’s mouth and they spit it in your mouth and you swallow it and proceed to shit it out hours later and you store it in a cup on the top shelf of your freezer
I pulled a missouri water on that girl I met at the club last night!
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Missouri Martini

Molly: I'm in the mood for something classy
Jake: STFU Molly. Umm bartender, yes, she'll have a Missouri Martini.
Molly:. Wow, actually pretty good.
by EasAnderson August 2, 2019
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