Three Second Miracle

The Three Second Miracle is one of the rarest events to take place on Earth. This is when a guy who should remain a perpetual virgin gets with a girl drunk enough to let him have sex with her. Then after inserting his penis, in all his glory, the man experiences the three second miracle, for never again will he have the opportunity to have sex.

Man: "Wow that was great"
Woman: "Wait what? your done already"
Man: "yea, it was like a three second miracle"

by KeithPhef May 6, 2009

4 20 Miracle

A miracle that only occurs when the clock strikes 420.

In all cases it will regard experiences with marijuana.

the weeds downstairs? It's a 4 20 miracle!

by Dazed Panda March 15, 2011

Miracle Whip

cum

I cum Miracle Whip

I whip Miracle Cum
Miracle cum I whip
Whip my Miracle cum

by isochronismisms! June 18, 2009

miracle ticket

A ticket to a Grateful Dead show.

I got my miracle ticket minutes are arriving.

by RcChuck September 13, 2013

Miracle

A breakdown in the laws of physics. If one happened, it would cause a lot of freaky weirdness and probably kill you, because we need physics to work to survive.

If gravity stopped working, you'd float into space and die because there's no air. Miracles are scary things.

by 3standarddevs January 13, 2011

miracle

An act of God, the creator and ruler of the universe.

It was a miracle that I was able to calculate the curve of the road when my boss gave me the formula without allowing me the opportunity to write it down.

by EvaLissens September 20, 2009

miracle medijuana

legal dope that eliminates pain or delusions or normalcy.

let's stop by guy's house. He has some killer miracle medijuana.

by cherokee1 May 18, 2009