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michigan cup nut

During sexual intercourse; the male locates a red solo cup shoves it up his significant others ass then jacks off into the shit stained cup. He finds pleasure in this action by dumping the shitty cum filled cup into the others vagina, or cockhole if it is gay sex.
I gave Patricia Ricketts the Michigan Cup Nut after she ate at my families table.
by realnigga16 August 16, 2017
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Michigan Suck

1. The action of probing a man or woman's anus repeatedly with your tongue.

2. To lick and/or kiss the anus of a sexual partner in order to stimulate pleasure.
Did you hear? Caleb gave Allie the Michigan Suck in 2016.”
by Savineaj94 April 6, 2021
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Michigan fecal tree

The act of pounding a relatives dirt star when they intensely shit all over your chink stomper. Then you proceed to use your dookie pie to paint a fecal tree on your relatives back after they’ve gone to bed, giving them a surprise in the morning.
“Just gave my brother a Michigan fecal tree last night”.
by BigJcote February 20, 2022
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Michigan Alligator

A sexual act in which you and your partner engage in intercourse and then roll down a sand dune, specifically Sleeping Bear Dunes.
Jack and Jill went up the dune and Michigan Alligatored the whole way down.
by GatorMan69 May 20, 2023
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Colwood Michigan

A small utopia in the thumb of michigan. The only working bussiness is the Colwood Bar which can be recognized with a naked girl in a martini glass on the outter wall. In Colwood the population is 1.5 million, ya 1.5 million! Here in this lost town you will find "Colwoods Finest" This is the most rural ghetto you will ever find.
Dude meet me in Colwood Michigan. Thats where we'll throw it down.
by King Dong Long Shlong July 22, 2009
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Lake Michigan Highball

Matt did not feel like drinking booze at the bar today, so he ordered a Lake Michigan Highball instead.
by Harling Mays November 14, 2012
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Michigan Militia

A militia group that believes strongly in the 2nd amendment of the US Constitution and defending citizen's rights from the federal government. Based in Michigan, this group has been view as extreme and even in some cases as a terrorist group.
Nothing really to make an example of, its just a group
by Jeffery April 5, 2005
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