Michelangelo's Fountain

When a guy's initial stream of urine hits the toilet bowel water with so much force that the water shoots a droplet up to eye level.

Dude, I drank so much beer at the Britney Spear's concert last night and my girlfriend wouldn't let me piss. When I got home I had to piss so hard, I cupped my balls and shot a Michelangelo's Fountain.

by vance spankhard September 3, 2009

Michayla

Michaylas are very pretty and have a good body, big ass and big boobs. Michaylas are obsessed with light skin or dark Africans. Would date a white guy.. probably for a week until an African blows her mind away with his charming dark features. Michaylas love showing their body off in tight slim dresses. Michaylas usually have an older brother to look after them because they are so gorgeous that the guys would chase her all day and night. Michaylas are nice, sweet and caring people. Be careful though, say something mean to her and she will take it by heart because she is so sensitive by loved.

Omg your ass is so big like a Michayla

by chrissy K in the club November 16, 2016

Micalah

The sexiest bitch to walk the fucking earth. Micalah is rad as fuck and walks around like she owns the place which we all know, she does. Everyone loves Micalah.

Did you just see Micalah walk by? I want to tap that so bad.

by asdfghjkl~ June 17, 2014

michale

Michale is the nicest person ever she can have a smart mouth at times. She's so sexy and really loyal if u ever lose this girl then youll regret it and suffer for the rest of your life she is very trustworthy and will never tell your secrets so dont ever make her feel like she's unappreciated or her opinions dont matter.

Michale is amazing

by Michalee December 23, 2016

Machala

The best city in Ecuador. Known as la capital bananera del Mundo(the banana capital of the world). Just 45 minutes north from Peru. Plenty of beautiful women and well cultured people. Men in machala are known to be players and have lots of guevas

Guayaquileno: Oh shit! You're from machala?
machaleno: yeah
Guayaquileno: no wonder you get all the girls bro! I wish I was from machala!

by Bananero county July 30, 2015

Michelangelo

If you're an old history teacher, you'll know Michelangeloas the versatile artist whose prowess challenges that of Leonardo Da Vinci. Also, as an old history teacher, you'd know that Michelangelo died at the hallowed age of 88. Hopefully our beloved YMer, Michelangelo will live to be just as old, or older. From the looks of it, she's carefree, has a big heart, and is the girl you'd think about when hearing the country song "Stand by Your Man."

It's a must to learn how to be frisky and seventeen. Deprived as I am, I think Michelangelo can help me in that department.

by Scherbatsky* March 27, 2008

Michali

A nickname for Michal, which is an actual name for a girl, not to be mistaken with Michael.
She is an awesome person with pretty eyes, who is super clumsy and causes people to laugh at her. They also laugh with her all the time because she's absolutuely HALARIOUS. She also has the awesomest friends that anyone could ever ask for, and is obssesed with chocolate.
When people call DO her Michael, she either gets very pissed or laughs it off depending on the day.

Doctor: "We're looking for Michael"
Michali thinking to herself: "It's Michali, you idiots"

by DPD123 March 14, 2013