Get the mewingmug. Matthew Mew (also known as The ManMountain, BigLadMatt, M&M_Cubes and many more) is a mythic, god-like, higher being that lives upon the rest of mankind.
He has a chiseled physique that even the Greek gods are jealous of. His humour is unmatched and he is omnibenevolent, omnipotent, omnipotence and all the other good omni...s.
Matthew Mew is 'built different' - The Bible of the ManMountain 1:6
Matthew Mew is the definition of masculinity.
He is so highly regarded by all beings that he is the only person whom has a sacred text worshipping him written by a collaboration of all gods known to man. (see below)
The Man Mountain that is Matthew Mew.
There is a man mountain of a man whom to see, many travel from afar,
For legends say this man mountain can open any lid from any jar.
And there was the man mountain of a man,
Either side were women cooling him with a fan.
His voice was deep and boomed across the valley,
His feats were famous and told but too many to talley.
"I am the King of Kings: Mighty and receives no hate",
And the people bow down not for his power but for his great.
His high fives create earthquakes,
Upon which the people would remember his enemies mortal fates.
This man mountain of a man was Matthew Mew.
He has a chiseled physique that even the Greek gods are jealous of. His humour is unmatched and he is omnibenevolent, omnipotent, omnipotence and all the other good omni...s.
Matthew Mew is 'built different' - The Bible of the ManMountain 1:6
Matthew Mew is the definition of masculinity.
He is so highly regarded by all beings that he is the only person whom has a sacred text worshipping him written by a collaboration of all gods known to man. (see below)
The Man Mountain that is Matthew Mew.
There is a man mountain of a man whom to see, many travel from afar,
For legends say this man mountain can open any lid from any jar.
And there was the man mountain of a man,
Either side were women cooling him with a fan.
His voice was deep and boomed across the valley,
His feats were famous and told but too many to talley.
"I am the King of Kings: Mighty and receives no hate",
And the people bow down not for his power but for his great.
His high fives create earthquakes,
Upon which the people would remember his enemies mortal fates.
This man mountain of a man was Matthew Mew.
All hail the ManMountain that rules over all,
The ManMountain that is king of Kings.
The ManMountains that is Matthew Mew.
The ManMountain that is king of Kings.
The ManMountains that is Matthew Mew.
by ManMountainMatthew November 22, 2021
Get the Matthew Mewmug. Mewing involves keeping your tongue pressed to the roof of your mouth to change your jawline's shape. When someone tries talking to a person that is mewing, the person will put their index finger on their mouth (the 'shh' gesture) and then put their index finger on where their jawline starts and run it down their jawline.
by uhidkmanyouaskme June 14, 2024
Get the Mewingmug. The reversal process of mewing. Where your jawline goes to fuck.
Micha fransman likes to do reverse mewing.
Micha fransman likes to do reverse mewing.
That fatty really has no jawline, he must have been reverse mewing.
How did that guy get such a bad jawline? He has been reverse mewing.
How did that guy get such a bad jawline? He has been reverse mewing.
by real fly April 9, 2024
Get the reverse mewingmug. That one teacher of yours who radiates triumph after winning a small argument with one of her students. Also has a SHARP-ASS jawline. Probably thinks mewing actually works. Typically young, but looks a century older.
by lappychocolatier April 13, 2024
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