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metric fuck tonne

Noun: An extremely large amount of something, unto absurdity.

Generally used in hyperbole.

Note: proper usage demands the British spelling of "tonne" becuse the extra letters are also absurd.
Angrybunnyman updates his journal a metric fuck tonne
by Angrybunnyman January 5, 2005
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merrick watts

extremely hot and funny australian comedian...good mates with Rosso
He is no merrick ( ie comedian)
by Anonymous September 11, 2003
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Merrill

All Merrills are cool, hot, ambitious girls who can be pretty wild, and always the life of the pary. They are admired by lots of hot guys. Merrills know how to be cool, and they can hang with the best of them. But they are also perfectionnists and are not satisfied endless they ace every quiz, test, and paper. They are more compeditive and driven than any bitch you've ever seen. Because of this, Merrills end up going to amazing high schools, excellent, often ivy league colleges and have great occupations when they're older. They're flexible and athletic also. All Merrills prize they're appearance (which is why so many guys end up being attracted to them). They honor high fashion. Fashion and couture always remain part of Merrills lives. Basically, they're images of what all girls want to be. They're hot, skinny bitches who like to win, so watch out for them.
That girl has got it all; the career, the looks the figure, the stlye, and the hottest guy on her arm, she is such a Merrill.
by queenbee662 August 5, 2010
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Merritt Island

A town in Florida where you can buy weed easily, where there are homless guys running around in huge jackets in 100 degree weather, a place where most peoples have no lives and just waist there life at the mall there with a buch of shitty stores.
Lighter Bob represtents Merritt Island
by HocusPocus_love May 21, 2008
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Metric Buttload

A very large quantity in an unusual number or configuration (otherwise it would be an ordinary/English buttload). Compare: metric shitload and metric fuckton, which both designate a very large, but expected, quantity.
She carried a metric buttload of coffees out of Starbucks.
by DTM :<| January 16, 2005
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Merrie

That which cannot be found anywhere else is combined into one Divine Vessel and given the name Merrie.
When the world is about to end, God will pull out the Merrie he has up his sleeve.
by Crockadonkey February 2, 2010
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Merican

Clearly exemplifying a spirit of patriotism for the USA
You can tell John is Merican by the flag pin he wears on his lapel.
by Siobhan Santurri August 4, 2008
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